iGo Veggie!
I got this idea and I feel like writing it! It might be a seddie, I don't know yet.
Samantha Puckett loved meat. Meat was her life. Bacon, ham, steak, pork, ribs, beef jerky, it didn't matter as long as she had at least 5 servings of meat a day. Meat was the tastiest thing on Earth and she'd die without it. Or so she thought.
It was Thursday afternoon, and Carly, Freddie, and Sam were hanging out in the Shay apartment after their latest live web cast. Carly was watching Girly Cow. Freddie was reading comments from their fans. Sam was thinking about ham.
"Fred-dork! I'm hungry!" she shouted, breaking the silence.
"Why do I care?" he responded, not looking up from his laptop.
"I. Need. Meat. NOW!" Sam screeched.
"Go get some then, we have ham slices in the fridge." Said Carly.
"No, I'm too lazy." Sam said. "Freddie, get me some ham!"
"No! Why should I?"
"BECAUSE I SAID SO!!" she screamed crazily.
"Somebody's having mood swings." Said Carly under her breath.
"No! You're not the boss of me! Get your own darn ham!" yelled Freddie.
"No, I'm hungry and I'm lazy and I NEED MEAT!!" she screamed.
"You do not, meat isn't a necessary part of the diet." He said.
"For me it is!!" she yelled.
"Oh yeah? Prove it!"
"How can I?"
"I bet you..." Freddie said, holding out his sentence for drama.
"Bet me what?"
"I bet you, Sam Puckett, could be a vegetarian and live without meat."
"Yeah right! I'd die in a week without my meat!" she insisted.
"Then it's a bet." Said Freddie, smirking.
"Oh no, Freddie…." Said Carly.
"It's on!!" yelled Sam, crossing her arms.
"If I win, you have to be nice to me for a whole week." He said.
"Well, your not gonna win, so it doesn't matter anyway! If I win, you have to get me food whenever I say!"
"Fine!
"Okay!"
"It's a bet!"
"A bet it is!"
"You're gonna lose!
"No, you are!"
"Mweh!"
"Bleh!"
"Mweh!"
"Bleh!"
"Mweh!"
And it went on like that for fifteen minutes, until Freddie had to go home. And the sad part was, Sam never got her ham.