By Chadam and THE REPO MAN
OMG I am so sorry for this… just another piece of crap from THE REPO MAN.
I am so sorry…
Me and my sister Chadam wrote this on the train and well… it ended with complete disaster
Well enjoy.
It started just like every other day in haven city. The zoomers flew over head as the people ambled aimlessly down the streets, and through the drains, unseen by the general population, two young men fight there way through the monster infested waters of the haven sewers.
The mission was clear; find the black box and hopefully the pay load of the hired guns that have failed before them. Oh the brief given to them by their "employer", a man named Krew, the mission could take anywhere to two weeks, but to an amazing twist of fortune, two days later they are returning to the surface black box and pay load in hand.
"Can you believe it Jak?" said Daxter as the small orange creature scrambled up the back of his friend, "we never get a lucky break".
"I know" Jak said climbing onto the seat of the 'borrowed' zoomer,
"Nothing ever goes this smooth for us".
"im looking forward to stiff drink and a looong shower!" yelled Daxter
"Me too" Jak put his foot down and accelerated eager to get back to the hip hog.
They flew into the port, dodging the traffic and headed towards the pub. Their faces fell.
Closed for renovations
"What?" cried Daxter as they set the zoomer down in front of the door.
Jak made his an annoyed grunt, "why would he not tell us about this".
Daxter shrugged.
Regardless Krew lives here; I don't hear construction so he has to be inside".
"Well you have to go first" said Daxter bravely.
"Fine" said Jak, punching in the afterhours code on a panel net to the door.
The doors flew open and the two young men stepped eagerly inside. They turned white, ran outside and vomited.
Apparently the sight of a 600 lbs man, dressed as a woman with a phobia of clothes pole dancing to lady gaga will do that to you.
I am so sorry, but here it is… the first chapter of the krew chronicles… I am so fricken sorry, but there will be more, including some weird pairings, next chapter, krew and… TORN (EWWWWWWW)
Bye bye XD
