Talent show ….of doom
By
Ruby Moon IIII
We find our hero's bored on a Saturday night.. ah fuck it… they're all bored and waiting for their goddamn friends to show up so they can have a goddamn talent show takes a drink of her beer anyway they invited a bunch of anime characters there will be mayhem, singing dancing and maybe booze :3 who are the participants?
You'll just have to wait and see.
Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman we are about to begin our night of embarrass.. err I mean wonderful talent show our first participant hails from a land far, far away but he's right here tonight will you give around of a applause to our very own kid link and his dancing redead singing an old favorite
Meanwhile in the audience
Random person1: Hey aren't redead dangerous?
Random person2: not if he wears that creepy mask
A re dead on a guitar starts to play the intro to "rock and roll all night" by kiss
Suddenly kid link slides on stage wearing the creepy re dead mask while 5 re-dead dance in the background
Kid Link(wearing the creepy redead mask): You show us everything you've got
You keep on dancin' and the room gets hot
You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy
You say you wanna go for a spin
The party's just begun, we'll let you in
You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy
You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin'
Re-dead: I wanna rock and roll all night and party everyday
I wanna rock and roll all night and party everyday!
Suddenly link gets excited , rips off the redead mask and throws in into the crowd suddenly the music stops the guitar playing redead stops and drops the guitar, the dancing redead have stopped and are inching closer towards kid link
Link screams and exits the stage being chased by redead.
Announcer: Well... that was certainly… interesting… moving right along to our next contestant is Mario serenading us with his piano playing.
A spotlight shines in the middle of the stage revealing a lone piano Mario walks out on stage wearing a very fine tux he sits at the piano stool, the audience goes quiet as they wait to see what Mario plays, suddenly he begins to play the opening to Final fantasy
Everyone is awed by the music, meanwhile in the crowd…
Bowser: OMG, WTF! He stole my song, MY song; I didn't even know he could play the piano! He copied me!
Out of rage Bowser grabs a shell and throws it on the stage hitting Mario in the head, he falls off the stool but the piano keeps playing
Bowser: I knew it! I knew it!
Announcer: disqualified!
Bowser: HA!HA!
Mario: aww! This is 'a bullshit!
Gets up and walks of stage and flips off the announcer as he leaves
Kid link runs across the stage still being chased by re-dead screaming.
The piano suddenly comes to life and starts attacking the audience. security run in after a few minutes and subdues the rouge piano and calms everyone down
Announcer: any who moving away from that train wreck our next contestant is the zora band the indigo go's with "ballad of the wind fish"
The band finishes playing; they wave to the crowd and walk off stage the audience gently claps as the band walked off stage.
Announcer: that was beautiful….well up next is….. Lupin, Jigen and Goemon singing "You're as cold as ice" dedicated to Fujiko Mine face plants I need a drink…
Suddenly Lupin comes out from the back and whispers something covered by the curtain
Announcer: Lupin would also like to add that he still loves his fujicakes and forgives her. Groans and walks off stage.
Link runs across the stage STILL being chased by redead, the stage goes dark suddenly a lone spotlight shines on Lupin wearing a red sequin dress, with red lipstick, mascara and red sparkly high heels
Lupin: you're as cold as ice you're willing to sacrifice our love
Another spotlight shines and Jigen is dressed in a bellbottomed rumba suit thingy (sorry I don't remember what they're called) with flame designs on it with the words "Manuel el Fuego"studded on the back
Jigen: you never take advice, some day you pay the price I know!
Jigen and Lupin: I've seen it before it happens all the time, you're digging for gold you're throwing away a fortune in feelings but someday you'll pay!
The guitar riff starts Goemon and Zenigata come out wearing identical bunny girl suits and high heels
All together: Cold as ice!
Lupin: as cold as ice to me!
Goemon and Zenigata: cold as ice.
Jigen: yes I know!
The song fades out there is an awkward amount of clapping which steadily grows while the gang blows kisses into the crowd and waves, then they walk off stage.
Walter Sullivan: I'll be taking over the announcing from here on end, the last announcer hung himself after watching our last performance, up next is our very own Pyramid head and his hoes- I mean nurses …. Walks off stage then comes back
Walter Sullivan: well apparently pyramid head and his nurses couldn't make it tonight so our final contestant is up next it's the one the only Cloud strife and Sepiroth singing "A whole new world" accompanied by Rude on the piano.
Rude starts playing the piano and the spotlight shines on sepiroth as he walks on stage wearing a tux and a fedora
(Sepiroth :) I can show you the world
Shining shimmering splendid
Tell me, cloud, now when did
you last let your heart decide
I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways, and under
On a magic carpet ride
A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming
The spot light shines on cloud sitting on a grand piano wearing a pink sequin dress he bats his eyes lashes as he starts to sing.
(Cloud :) A whole new world
A dazzling place i never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now i'm in a whole new world
With you
Suddenly out of nowhere Jigen (still wearing the Manuel El Fuego suit emerges)
(Manuel El Fuego/Jigen :) Now I'm in a whole new world with you
Sepiroth (thinking): WTF OO
A spotlight shines on lupin still wearing the red sequin dress
(Lupin :) Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky
(Cloud:) A whole new world --.--+
(Sepiroth:) Don't you dare close your eyes
(Lupin:) A hundred thousand things to see
(Manuel el fuego/Jigen:) Hold your breath- it gets better
Twirls Lupin
(cloud:) I'm like a shooting star, I've come so far I can't go back to where i used to be
(Sepiroth and Jigen:) A whole new world
Jigen and sepiroth start shoving each other out of the way
(Lupin:) Every turn a surprise
(Sepiroth:) With new horizons --
(Jigen/ Manuel El Fuego): to pursue
(Cloud:) Every moment gets better
Cloud shoves Lupin into the orchestra pit
(Jigen/Sepiroth/Lupin/ Cloud) I'll chase them anywhere,
Lupin gets up and rejoins the song with out missing a beat.
There's time to spare,
Let me share this whole new world with you
Lupin shoves Cloud off the piano
(Sepiroth :) A whole new world
(Cloud/Lupin:) A whole new world
Cloud and lupin start girly fighting
(Jigen/ Manuel el fuego:)That's where we'll be
Kid link pops out from behind the curtain
(Kid Link:) That's where we'll be
(Sepiroth:) A thrilling chase
(Lupin:) A wondrous place
(Lupin/ Jigen/ cloud/ sepiroth/ kid link :) For you and me….
The last note fades out the crowd is silenced suddenly thw whole place is filled with cheers and applause Kid link bows and blows kisses into the crowd, the re-dead are in the audience clapping , so are Zenigata and Goemon.
Walter Sullivan: Wow… just... Wow… any who time to announce the winner!
The winner will receive a Nintendo Wii, a new ford hybrid, eternal life, beauty and six hundred and sixty six million dollars… so our winner is…
Ohhhh that's all for this fic I hope you enjoyed it very much please leave a review on your way out which might inspire me to make more of these stupid fics .
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