A/N: I don't own it, ETC ETC, you know the drill just.. enjoy.. or flame :) I don't mind either, I'll probably reply with a cold/witty/idiotic message.
This is basically a crack fic, most of the time, the characters are (Hopefully) in characters, with my prose very, very sober, but the sentences making no sense at all.

"Ryuuzaki-san." Raito twitched, "Just what the heck are you doing?" he said in an exasperated tone of voice, as - for the fiftieth time - the wide-eyed insomniac took a strong sniff of Raito's trouser leg.
"I am... -sniff- inspecting the fragrance of the trouser fibres Raito-kun. I believe it's made of 100 polycotton -sniff-?" Raito sighed, he dearly wished he hadn't been stuck on handcuffs with the sugar-crazed detective, however, what will be will be, and he had decided he would try to just put up with it.

"That's because you just ripped off my trouser label. It kind of says it there Ryuuzaki-san." The dark-haired detective - whose name is never mentioned in fanfictions to make it sound really mysterious - blinked his cute, large eyes oh-so innocently. Makes you wanna go "AAAAAAAAAAAAWWW" and glomp him, then make an L plushie w "Let's go watch Aniki&! I do like those CCTV reality shows. It's very amusing" L (Omigosh, I said his name!) piped happily, switching the television on. A loud, Japanese-Welsh voice came on "Deh fifty-six in the Big Bruva hoose. Hideki, Nami, Haruhi, and Naru'o are in the hot springs.& "
Five Hours Later

"Stop that. Stop that. Stop that. I SAID STOP IT! YEESH!" Raito had half a mind to whip out his Death Note from the folds of his super-trousers. That L didn't know how to stop chewing his hand! Then he froze, staring at the TV, it was on MTV's new show 'The Fat Detective& & &' "Woah... Ryuuzaki-san, that looks like you! But... American." Ryuuzaki blinked at the TV screen and replied, "You know what? You're right! It looks like a really, really fat version of me"
L started eating gummy worms, staring intently at the screen. "Well, I'm on the hunt of a mass-murder by the name of Kyle& & & & I know it's an alias, cus I'm smart... huhuhuh... I'm chained to this guy... Ryan... cus I think he's Kyle. Oh my gosh, is that a supersized hamgburger of the floor"
L and Raito watched in horror as the camera turned to the detective's back as he bent down, giving a full view of the large valley in between. "Huff, huff. If, I can just reach a little further..." Perspiration was cascading down him as fast as the Niagra Falls. He tried to bend down even further.

Before the fat detective reached the burger, L and Raito were already dead.
'Nuff said.

& Aniki is, I believe, Romaji for Big Brother. Big Brother being a popular reality TV show in England, which then came to have it's own Australian version.
& & Just poking fun at the welsh guy who commentates BB & & & Met up with come friends earlier this week and talked about crazy stuff. We then started talking about an "American L" as our friend was cosplaying him (This is for Ishy ) and throughout the day, we mentioned the "Fat L"
& & & & Just a play on the names of Death Note characters, Ryan - Raito, Kyle - Kira