What Happens at Summer Camp, Stays at Summer Camp
By Kuro-Kasai-Tenshi
Summary: A collaboration fic to the "Summer Camp Incident" mentioned in 'Bittersweet' by Nearkunn, involving Sora, Roxas, Riku, and a Prank War. Somehow, Vanitus knows about every minute of it….
Rated high T, mostly for slightly disturbing Prank Ideas, and cursing.
Chapter I
It had all started with an innocent can of Peas. The Prank War, that is.
Riku, however, didn't plan on using said can of peas for innocent reasons. In fact, what he had planned was far from innocent. His eyes gleamed with a disturbing light as he opened the can and started to mash the peas, turning them to mush. After all, he had to get revenge for what Roxas had done.
~Flashback~
Riku was sitting outside of the mess hall with Sora. It had stormed yesterday, so it was nice and cool today. As they sat there, enjoying the quiet, a twig snapped nearby. Sora ignored it, but Riku looked around to see if there was anything threatening nearby. There wasn't, so he laid his head back to enjoy the sun warming his face as it filtered through the trees surrounding them.
A few minutes later, he was splashed in the face with a sickening substance.
His eyes shot open as he stood up. He heard Sora next to him, sputtering, as he searched for the culprit. Then he felt something wiggling and squirming on his head. His eyes widened as he pulled a fish from his hair. As he inwardly panicked about his hair, Sora spotted Roxas running away with a bucket in hand.
Sora and Riku shared a 'Look'.
This called for revenge.
~End Flashback~
Riku wanted to cackle evilly, but he couldn't. He was currently infiltrating the enemy cabin, with a container held in his hands. The container held a mixture of mashed peas, fast-drying glue, neon green paint, and a few frog eyes. The mixture was going to replace Roxy's shampoo and conditioner.
Now, some people would say that he was going too far. In his opinion, he wasn't going far enough, but he still had to share revenge with Sora.
They had tried to figure out what exactly had been dumped on them, but all they could identify was multiple, barely-alive fish, dirty pond water, a yellowish-white substance that could have been week-old mayonnaise, mud, sand, and rotten (raw!) eggs.
As he left quietly, he pondered on what Sora's revenge would be.
Sora was cackling. Quite evilly as well. Had anyone seen him, they would have run in the opposite direction.
About half an hour after Roxas had fallen asleep, and Riku was still making his concoction, Sora was stealing Roxy's clothes. Half of them were thoroughly rubbed with catnip, bits and pieces of it getting stuck in the seams, pockets, etc. The other half (underwear) were soaked in a mixture of raw ground hamburger, old frost-bitten pork chops, leftover steaks, and meatloaf.
See, Roxas HATED dogs, especially with his bad luck with them, and he barely tolerated cats. Unfortunately for him, a local animal shelter had burned down not long ago. Well, the summer camp had agree to play host to the cats and dogs saved from the fire. The cabins took turns feeding, watering, walking, bathing, etc., etc., the animals. And Roxy's cabin had Pet Duty tomorrow.
Once Sora had figured that Roxy's clothes had 'stewed' long enough, he took them out of the tub, and put them in the dryer. He was currently using an unoccupied cabin. Once they were dry, he folded the clothes and took them back to Roxy's cabin. As he left, he wondered what Riku had done as his revenge. He shrugged,
'Oh well. Guess I'll find out tomorrow.'
As Roxas woke up, he got a sudden feeling of foreboding, as if he should just stay in bed today. He shook his head, yawning.
'It's probably 'cuz I have Pet Duty today. Ugh.'
He got into the shower, having grabbed his clothes for the day and setting them on the counter. After washing his body, he grabbed his shampoo, pouring it directly onto his head, before reaching up to lather it up…
Riku and Sora looked towards Roxas's cabin as a scream – a rather girly scream at that – tore through the sleepy morning air. Turning toward each other, they grinned and high-fived.
Roxas stared at the mirror in horror. His cabin-mates were laughing their asses off in the other room. They had run into the bathroom to see what was wrong, when they saw what Roxas was staring at. Hence the laughter.
His hair was stuck together in clumps, creating a rather bed head look. That wasn't it though. In said clumps, was the occasional frog eye and his blonde hair now had a green tint to it. And on top of that, his hair smelled like peas. PEAS! He had tried multiple times to wash it out, but he couldn't find his emergency shampoo, all of his conditioner was missing, and regular soap didn't work.
This just reeked of Riku's handiwork.
He resigned himself to the fact that his hair would likely stay this way for the rest of summer.
However, that feeling of foreboding only grew as he got dressed…
As Roxas and his cabin mates got closer to the make-shift kennel that housed the animals from the animal shelter, his instincts were screaming at him to just RUN in the opposite direction, and to never look back.
Unfortunately, he didn't have that choice. They drew duties from a hat, and luckily, all he had to do was set out food for the animals. Since they were all in a fenced in area, he just had to gather the food bowls, fill them up, and set them back out.
While he gathered the food bowls for the cats, Roxas couldn't help but feel like he was being watched. He cautiously turned around. His eyes widened.
So. Many. Cats! There had to be a few hundred, at least! And they were all staring. At him! Everywhere he looked, there were cats STARING AT HIM. They were like Zombie Kitties!
Then, they started meowing. And moving towards him. He was soon backed into a corner with cats clawing at him, and climbing on him. He broke free, with a few cats clinging to him, and he ran. He ran past his cabin mates who were giving the dogs baths. Said dogs started barking, broke free, and started chasing him along with the Zombie Kitties. He was almost to his cabin when two things happened. 1) He saw Riku and Sora, laughing their asses off, and he slowed down a little two glare at them. 2) One of the dogs caught up to him, sunk its teeth into Roxy's ass, and tore his pants off, taking a piece of his boxers too.
Later, after he was rescued from his cabin and the nurse was looking over his wound, he cursed Riku and Sora in his mind.
'This. Means. WAR!'
End Chapter I.
Tsuki: Yay~! First Chapter, DONE!
Nearkunn: I don't wanna talk to you, you hurt my Roxy…..
Tsuki: Your fault. You challenged me to do this.
Roxas: *holding his ass* God damnit! This HURTS! _
Sora + Riku: *laughing their asses off*
Nearkunn: C'mon Roxy, I'll give you some treatment. ;)
Roxas: O.O
Itachi: *Checking story over* There are barely any spelling mistakes…. *looks pointedly at Nearkunn*
Nearkunn: Hey! You can deal with my bad spelling or you can deal with my bad grammer. Your choice. Also, I'm not writing that ItaSasu story now! XP
Itachi:… T-T I'm sorry Nearkunn-sensei…. I won't complain anymore.
Nearkunn: You bet your brother's ass you won't.
Tsuki: ANYWAY! Just to let ya'll know, Almost ALL of this chapter IS from PERSONAL EXPEIRIENCE on my part. Also, if there's anything specific that you want to see, just let me know in a review! :3
Nearkunn: REVIEW!
Tsuki: Thanks for reading! Bye-Bye!