After seeing some Pokemon fanfiction and web comic's based on RubySaphire, it inspired me to write this fanfic. This also happens to be my first fanfic.
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The story starts with May in the back of the truck, on her way to her new home in Hoen. (Very original, I know. But lets just get this going already)
May: OW... DAM IT MOM, YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIT EVERY SINGLE FUC...
Just then a box falls on May's head.
May: Dam that hurt. What did mom put in that box? It felt like someone shattered a cylinder block over my head.
Mom: What was that May?
May: I SAID, YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIT EVERY POT HOLE IN THE RODE.
May: That's it, this is the last time I sit in the back of a truck just so I can look at my collection of Kakashi hentai.
(Gets all starry eyed)
May: But he is so dreamy. "sigh" But it's still not worth going through all this crap. If only I could meet someone who looked like him...
Just then the truck comes to a screeching halt, sending May flying right it to the wall.
Mom: May, were here.
She then opens the back door to let May out. Only to find her laying on the floor with several box's on top of her.
Mom: Stop playing around, we have a lot of unpacking to do.
May: I hate you, mom.
Mom: What was that dear?
Now standing outside of the truck with her mom.
May: Where did you get you licence from? A Cracker Jack box?
Mom: Oh.. Your such a kidder. You really sound like your dad when you joke around like that.
She then walks into the house.
May: No wonder mom and dad never fight about anything, mom always thinks he is just joking around when ever he gets mad.
May: But I can't really complain, since dad is nice most of the time, and even though he is at work most of the time, there are others in this world who have it much worse then we do.
May: huh... Why am I just standing here rambling on? Might as well go inside and check out my new home.
Mom: See, May? Isn't it nice here? You even get your own room.
May: So I don't get to sleep on the table now? (rolls eyes)
Mom: WHAT? You used to sleep on the table? That's just disgusting. You were supposed to sleep out side in the dog house.
May: Like I'm really going to sleep out side when it's 20 below 0 out, when I don't even have a blanket.
Mom: Any way, The mover's Pokemon do all the work of moving us in and cleaning up after.
May: Yeah, cause we can't have you doing any heavy lifting. You might just loose a few of those pounds in your fat ass.
Mom: Hahaha... Honestly May, I just don't know where you get this stuff from.
Mom: Your room is upstairs. Why don't you go check it out?
May: Yeah, sure. Anything that will get me away from you, even if only for a moment.
Mom: What was that, dear? I was checking out the mussels on that Machoke.
May: Thats just sick, I'm out of here.
Mom: One last thing.
May: (roles eyes) What now?
Mom: Your father bought you a new clock to celebrate our moving here. Make sure you set it.
May: A clock, Just what I always wanted.
May: 5:00 AM, How is there still light outside?
Mom: How do you like your new room?
May: It's better then the dog house and the table.
Mom: Is everything put away neatly?
May: No mom, thats why it looks like I just had a keg party in here.
Mom: "sigh" Keg party's, that sure brings back some found memory's.
May: MOM, I don't need to hear what you used to do when you were younger.
Mom: What are you talking about? I meant the one I went to last week.
May: MOM.
Mom: What? Well I'm going down stairs now, make sure everything is were it is supposed to be.
Mom: May, come here quick. You dad is on TV.
May: So what, I've seen him on Tv a million times now.
Mom: Oh.. It's over, you missed it.
Mom: One of your dad's friends lives in town. What was his name again? Oh yeah, it's Professor Birch. He lives next door. Why don't you go introduce yourself?
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Will May make another smart ass response? Will there be romance between May and Brendan? Will Ash ever catch a Pokemon that is worth using? All this and more on the next exciting episode of DRAGON BALL Z.