Screwed
Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon or Halo. If I did neither would be as badass as they really are.
A ship floated almost aimlessly in space. Although it was actually just the aft of a ship floating with only two intelligences. Master Chief, inside his cryotube and Cortana barely hanging on and on the brink of rampancy.
'Three years,' Cortana thought, 'three years since we escaped the Ark and not a thing has happened.
A few thousand kilometers away from the floating aft opened up a tear in space, contrasting and almost acting on what Cortana just thought … It was not that unlike the Slipspace portals found in this universe but then this universe has shown the weird, the horrible, and the badass. When Cortana noticed said portal she immediately noticed three things wrong with this.
One, it was tinged the regular dark blue as well as pink. Two, the sensor readings for the portal were off the scale and holding little in common with a typical Slipspace portal. The third and final thing that was wrong was that there was nothing around to have made the portal. Worst of all the aft of the Forward Unto Dawn was on a direct course with the portal with no chance of avoiding up.
All Cortana could do was start the awakening procedures on the Chief's cryotube. The last thoughts Cortana remembered before she disappeared into the portal was 'Damn, I still owe the Arbiter twenty bucks for making it off the Ark alive.
A/N: This was just a compelling idea to me because it answers the question of 'How can Pokemon be more badass than its happy-go-lucky self?' The only thing I can assure you about this story is that Master Chief will kill Pokemon, Master Chief will become a badass Pokemon trainer, and that Master chief will get some badass Pokemon throughout his journey.
