Me no own whteva da fack is in here. But I do own plot. So ner nicky ner ner.
[SCENE 1]
May I Borrow Your Fairies' Scythe?
[Enter Shizuo, approaches Stephano]
Shizuo: So, Stephano, can I borrow your fairies' scythe?
Stephano: Um… sure? [Slightly terrified] Why?
Shizuo: Well, everyone at some point in their lives get bored of throwing ferrets at their formidable opponents.
Stephano: I guess. Just as long as you don't end up kil- HEY WHAT THE FLIP FLOPS IS THAT OVER THERE?
[Shizuo slowly cranes his neck towards a sign which is coincidentally hurtling itself towards their direction]
Shizuo: いまいましいああ…*
[SCENE 2]
Stephano's Unfortunate Situation
[Stephano ducks as Fairy tries to punch him]
Stephano: I'm sorry! [Whimpering]
Fairy: WHERE IS MY DEATH SCYTHE! TELL ME! [Intimidating-Angry]
Stephano: I-I gave it to Shizuo… I'm SO sorry… Please, spare me
[Fairy struts off into the distance, Stephano slowly crouches in the corner, crying]
Fairy: That damn Shizuo… I will murder him… [Inaudible]
[SCENE 3}
Buses AND Trees and Teeny, Little Pigeons
[Bus driver terrified of Shizu-chan and his death scythe, he doesn't notice]
Shizuo: So… How are you today? [Awkward]
Bus Driver Jim: F-fine… [Panicky]
[Shizuo notices the bus stop, gets off, sees Izaya jumping on cell phone]
Shizuo: IIZAAAAAAYAAAAAA [murderous]
[Shizuo brings out his death scythe]
Izaya: Shizu-chan~[joyful]
[Shizuo runs towards Izaya, scene end]
[SCENE 4]
See Those Things? They're Called People
[Enter Joshua, walks to centre where mother already is reading newspaper]
Joshua: Hello, mother dear
Mother: Hello, Joshua dear
Joshua: May I ask how you do this fine morning?
Mother: Why, of course I am singing inside like the dove races!
Joshua: Mother, what does the dove race for? Is it the treasure?
Mother: But, of course! Don't you see those little things?
Joshua: what little things? The ant's that are currently invading my lunch box?
Mother: No! Us! We are called 'people'
Joshua: You save me yet again, baby seal!
[Joshua flies off, Mother continues reading]
いまいましいああ means 'oh damn', pronounces 'Imaimashī ā'
Also, did you see that little reference? Please tell me you did. I need to do my History homework. RE, too. That's sad. Really sad