Enjoy! Marik and Malik's turn.

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1. Marik's Surpise

Malik pushed Marik into their room and locked the door.

"Oh man Ishizu's ticked! ISHIZU"S TICKED!" Malik slapped Marik.

"WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT?" Marik yelled holding his face. "Why are you hitting me?"

"Because you always mess with her! Why?" Marik tried to talk but Malik cut him off. "Go stand in the corner!"

"WHAT? I didn't do anything!" Marik yelled as Malik pushed him.

"If you would stop killing people Ishizu would stop trying to kill you! Do you think I want you dead?" Malik said blushing.

Marik was still facing the corner. "Now stay here while I talk to her." Malik left and locked the door.

"...it's not like I try to kill people *sniffs* it's in my nature..*sniffs* I know! I'll surpise Malik!" Marik ran out the window.

"Marik, she left the house. You can...MARIK? Oh man." Malik closed the window. "..he better come back without blood on him.."

Marik first when to Ryou and Bakura's house for advice.

DINGDONG

"Hi Marik. What brings you here?" Ryou said with a smile.

"HAHAHAHAHA! Take THAT! You stupid metal conteiner!" Bakura made a thud and Ryou invited Marik in.

"BAKURA! NO! THAT"S MY GOOD POT!...Or at least it was.."

"Maybe I should come back later.." Marik got up from the couch.

"No, no it's fine. I'll just beat Bakura later." Bakura gave a short look at Ryou, then a big gulp.

"I have a problem...Malik is mad at me and I need advice."

"I'm surpised you know what the bloody heck 'advice' means.." Bakura tried not to look at Ryou, but Ryou called his name.

"Well...if you want to surpise him you should do something you wouldn't usually do." Ryou left to clean the mess.

Bakura sat down. "If you want to surpise him..make a blood bath! That works for me."

"But don't you get hit?" Ryou came into the room and glared at him.

"What are you talking about? I didn't say anything..." Bakura got up and walked pass Marik. "Remember: blood bath."

Marik nodded and let himself out.

Marik snuck in the window again but to find a mad Light on the bed.

"...I got you a gift!" Malik still sat there with a frown.

"...I didn't steal it!" Malik opened it and there was a rag.

"...It's a freaggin' rag..." "Smell it!" Marik said putting up to his face.

"Does it smell like chloroform?" "No..." Malik fell on the bed. "Perfect! Now I have more time." Marik ran out the window (Malik hid the key).

As much as Marik disliked them, Yami and Yugi had a good relationship.

"Oh hi Marik! You can come in. Yami's in the shower. What can I do for you?"

"I'm tryiing to surpise Malik." Marik sat down.

"Where is Malik?" "Passed out on the bed." Yugi's eyes got bigger. "Uh...okay. Well have you tried doing something nice for him?" Yugi said crossing his legs.

"...Besides giving him a head for his birthday?" "No, something romantic. Like giving him flowers or a pet or candy, you know?"

"Okay." Marik got up and grabbed the door. "Yugi?" "Yes?" "Tell the pharaoh I said don't drop the soap."

Marik bought a little pet and he was sure Malik would love it. He came back and this time Malik was ticked off.

"No more games Marik!" "I got you a fishy! I'm sorry for passing you out." Marik handed Malik the bowl.

"Oh...thanks Marik...I'm sorry for getting so mad and...IS THIS A PIRAHNA? HOLY CRAP!" the fish grabbed his ear.

"AHHH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" Malik ran out the room. "Aw, they're playing tag. How cute. Tag is a very bloody game."

End