Ookami- Based on this really messed up Pokemon Crystal Version I have
Disclaimer- I don't own Pokemon
The boy opened his eyes. It was completely dark…then a voice rang out.
"Are you a boy or a girl?"
So the boy poked at the button that said 'Boy'
The voice rang out again.
"Welcome! It's elf's world please check the time. What time is it?"
The boy looked at the options.
Af 10h
Mn 9h
Ni 10h
He randomly chose one and chose some random minutes after that as well. The voice continued talking.
"Ni 7h59 Mit mustn' be that"
The lights turned on and the boy saw an old man with a white lab coat and a red and white ball in his hand.
"Go to the elf's world welcome! Everyone call me elf monster."
The boy looks to his left at a strange blue creature.
"Elfs, here are called monster they existed everywhere……..they play friendly help each other live with people"
The boy looked back at the old man.
"But we don't understand them entirely there are many secrets inside to know these riddles I do a investigation for everyday"
The old man looked at the boy.
"Please tell me what is your name"
"Ab" The boy responded
"Ab! Do you get ready? Your story will start from now at once for the future you will meet many trails and hardships, bitter and sweet to explore the dreams let's go to the monster's world start see you later"
The boy's last thoughts before the area faded around him was 'what the f is that man smoking?!'
The boy woke to find himself in a room. It kinda looked like his room…he went up to the computer in the room and turned it on.
Ab! The power supply has been plugged into
A screen popped up on the monitor.
Here's what it said,
Prop
Keep
Throw
Mailbox
Stuff
Off
Ab shut the computer off. What is wrong with this place? He turned on the radio instead.
"Elf channel. Opposite dr walnut elf channel!"
Ab quickly shut the radio off.
'Hey…a map!' so Ab went over to the map.
He was in Rytown.
Shrugging he went downstairs.
His mom assaulted him when he tried to walk past her.
"The adjoining dr. wu found you and want you to do something yes, remember it, the repaired elf gear is taken. I know it."
Ab get the elf gear is omitted xiuci and will not be an independ coach, without it. Yes, didn't write the week, wrote it before using.
"What is today?" Mom asked Ab
"Mon." Ab replied.
"Monday ok?" Mom asked.
"Yes." Ab said simply
"Yes remember how to use phone?"
:"Um…yes." Ab responded.
"Insert the pin of xiuci, select the holy figure, ok? Tel no. can be log on automatically if make call find it and log on. So simply, very good"
Ab stood there for a few minutes.
'What the heck did that woman just say to me?!'
Shrugging he decided to go outside. It was night out and the place was dark but he could still see. As he walked he saw a large lab. Ab went up and saw a boy watching through the lab window.
The boy was muttering to himself."
"The famous wusiji monster graduate school."
So being curious Ab went up to the boy and poked him.
The boys turned to face Ab angrily.
"What don't stare me always" the boy said angrily before kicking Ab away.
'Ow…rude jerk…'
So ab went inside the lab
There was a man inside and he turned to Ab in a hurry.
"Mr. Ab, I am waiting for you. I call you today for something to request you. Now I am making a new research into elf, wish you to cooperate in fact, I am writing its data to publish in academy, and something to know for a long time, I think, can you look after the elf grasped lately for me?"
"Yes." Ab responded even though he didn't really know what the man was saying to him.
"Mr. Ab thanks! This help my business if this research is published we'll make more progress to uncover the fan of elf wait to see."
Suddenly the computer near the man beeped and the man turned to it and read in a hurry.
"Ah! It's so."
He then turned back to Ab.
"I have a friend called elf grandfather; he found a very strange thing. It's a big find spreaded greatly, now he send a mail wrote 'this is ture certainly', we all care the matter, but I and my helper are busy for the research awfully I feel shy, do you see it for me?"
The man ran away to a table nearby.
"The elf I want to breed, is put into the box for Mr. Ab, the elf will become his companion select please"
So ab went up to the table and looked at the first ball.
It was a small creature with flames erupting from its back.
"Do you change fired elf into a big wind of fire?"
"Um…no…?"
"Think slowly and decide"
Ab moved to the next ball.
A small blue alligator-like creature.
"Water elf little crocodile will do!"
"Um…no?"
"Think slowly and decide." The weird man advised.
Ab moved to the final ball.
A small green creature.
"Grass elf qige leader may like!?"
"Um…sure…why not?"
"I think it's the best."
'Sure you do' Ab thought to himself.
Ab gain qiaok from wu gain!qiaok name for pet?
So ab named it :( 8
"Elf grandfather lives in front of jieye city. A forthright leads here. Easy to understand I tell you my tel no. before if you have something, give me a ring."
Ab log on the tel no. of wusiji dr.
"If the elf is injured, use the machine freely to cure then Mr. Ab request you"
Ab was thoroughly confused. Does everyone in this world talk so…stupidly?
So ab tried to leave but the man's assistant stopped him.
"Mr. Ab! I give you this for I trust you. Believed you will use it!"
Ab receive drug.
Ab!drug
bagfuck
"A little matter will make us in a mess for we are only two men to deal with it"
Ab merely stared.
Wtf was that weirdo thinking?! He just gave a minor some drugs!
Oh well.
So ab shrugged and went on him way.
-End-
Ookami- Is it just me or is this majorly messed up?!