A/N: Okay, I (Random-chan)the one posting this story because I'm extremely bored) was going through some old papers in my closet when I found this. I just HAD to post it, because I'm extremely bored. But before I start the story, I want to point out that me and YuuYuu-chan wrote this over a year ago, only a few weeks after we first met. It's our first fanfic we did together. This was so long ago, and I love it so much because of certain circumstances we went through during the time we made it. And I changed the format so that we separate the lines that me and YuuYuu-chan wrote.
Warning: It's weird. It's creepy. It's random. We've (actually only Random-chan) warned you, so don't come crying to us (me) if you end up in a mental institution because of this (it certainly felt like we were at one when we wrote it).
Disclaimer: we own no anime characters in this story. The "Utau's magic unicorn that humped her father" quote came from the story "A Normal Day In the Life of Ikuto" by AmuletSpadeTheNekoVersion (highly recommended story). We just changed 'stole' to 'humped'. And Nakatsu is an old OC from one of my stories on my old account mangafreak1. I was still posting with that penname when we wrote this).
Print: Randomness-is-Awsomeness italics: YuuYuu-chan
Amu was skipping along in the park when
Tadase came and kissed her. Ikuto popped up and
slapped Tadase, and then Tadase realized his true love for Ikuto.
So he stole Ikuto's shirt and ran away.
Ikuto went and called for
Utau's magic unicorn that humped his father.
The unicorn came and tried to have s-e-x with Ikuto.
Kukai ran in and gave Ikuto some red bull. "Red Bull gives you wings!" Ikuto cried as he flew away with Amu.
Amu cried for joy and gave him a big kiss. Ikuto suddenly transformed into his sexy Black Lynx transformation and
meowed. Amu stared confusingly at Ikuto as he kept meowing. "He's in heat!" a random bird yelled. "But I thought only girl cats could go in heat!"
Amu jumped out of Ikuto's arms and landed on a trapeze rope,
runninig across the little rope with her new superhuman powers.
She did a hand stand and stuck her tongue out at Ahiru, who somehow magically transported from Princess Tutu.
Ahiru started crying and ran to Fakir. Fakir was mad and started beating up Amu.
Then, suddenly, a guy named Nakatsu came and swept Amu off her feet. He ran into Inuyasha, who swung Tunsaiga at Nakatsu. All at once, the world exploded because Ikuto's pants fell down in front of Hitsugaya Toushiro.
The End
Another A/N: For those of you waiting for the summary of our new Death Note story (that you WILL vote on. Decide between the serious version or the crack version) will be on the next update on Disturbing Content. We now have a REALLY GOOD plot planned out.