Hey peeps im back with another random fic!
I don't own transformers, Tmnt or gangnam style! By the way theres an epic vid on youtube of the bots and cons doing the dance! Dont ask how I found it I don't no either!
Enjoy!
"SIDESWIPE! SUNSTREAKER!" Ratchet stormed down the corridor just as two Corvettes ran off laughing as their creator chased after them.
Nightstorm looked over at Starblaster as they watched the scene unfold from their secret watch place... basically sat on the roof beams above the main corridor "Dad's in trouble again" Storm stated the obvious.
Star nodded and vented "Yep guess mum won' be happy..." but she was cut off as Soph ran past with Jazz in tow
"Twins get back here!" next thing they knew Kup was running after the pair who were giggling insanely.
"... or no'" Star finished as they watched the pair sprint past Optimus who looked rather amused by the situation while Megatron stood beside him stared after the bots
"That's the fourth time this week and it's only Wednesday. They must really not like him" Optimus shrugged and walked off, taking one last look Megatron followed after him heading to where ever.
Storm watched as the four bots being chased ran heading towards eachother, quickly dodged avoiding crashing into eachother, but at last moment spun around and then ran the way they had just come so Ratchet was now chasing the Pontiacs while Kup had the Corvettes "Do ya think there'll ever grow up?"
Star shook her helm "Nah a' leas' we go' Uncle Prowl who seems ta be... normal bu' creato's ain' ever forgo''en us 'nd ah'll doub' they will... they jus' like ta 'ave fun which ah don' blame 'em since da war ended plus ets funny ta watch"
Storm shrugged at her comment "Come on let's go see the cousins"
Star frowned at that "Aww... bu' we nee' ta know if they ge' pu' in da brig so we know where we are stayin' tanigh'"
"Hips got new tunes"
"Ahm so there!" with that she jumped off the beam turned a few flips and landed scaring the slag out of Optimus and Megatron who were heading back from where they'd gone "Hey granddad 'nd Megsy!" Storm landed next to her and with that they ran off, leaving the two still frozen to the spot.
Megatron held his helm "This base will be the death of me I swear"
Optimus chuckled at his face plates "I know what you mean brother"
...
The twins walked into their cousin's room and found Hiphop on the computer; Blackstorm reading a data pad and Silverstreak was watching some cartoon show on the TV "Yolo" Star did her gangster voice when they were actually in the room.
"Hey peeps!" Hiphop replied looking up from the computer, Stormy grunted without looking up from his data pad while Silver rolled over and waved "Stormy's so much like Prowler" Star muttered to her twin before sliding to sit next to Hiphop, while Storm crashed on the floor next to Silver to watch TMNT.
"Oh by da way we migh' be crashin' 'ere tanigh' 'gain" Storm remembered while Star helped Hiphop hack more illegal tunes.
Silverstreak looked up at that "Guess dad won't be back either and then mums gonna be mad!"
Blackstorm looked up at that "I calculate that there is at least 12% chance that dad will be sleeping on Aunty Sophinal Primes' sofa again if he is thrown in the brig" he stopped and looked up at the others and saw Star was looking back at him with a wtf face "What I've done the maths?"
Storm saw what had happened and whacked his twin over the helm to bring her back "Dude speak English... 'nd call 'er Soph she 'ates et!"
"I was speaking english!"
Nightstorm stepped in and explained what had happened "Mech she's made of the stupid parts of mum and dad where as I'm slightly cleverer than her... I hope" Star glared at him before remembering something else
"Mech we can ge' our alt. modes tamoz!" She exclaimed and they high fived
"Sweet much!"
Hiphop grinned over at the mechling "Did ya say ya was cleve'?" Storm just glared at her and pouted while the two femmelings high fived at that.
Bluestreak appeared at the door watching the quarrelling pair while Star was rolling on the floor laughing at her twin's misery "I thought you guys would be here" Blue brought the fight to an end and the five looked round.
"Yeperz" Star and Hiphop stated in unison before giggling insanely.
Blue just looked at the pair before shaking his helm at them "Anyway only Sides and Sunny got brigged if you're wondering but your other creators are looking for you now in the rec. room with everyone else" with that all six headed to the rec. room... well the young twins, Hiphop and Silver ran on a head while Stormy walked sensibly alongside Bluestreak.
Star reached the rec. room first and skidded in finding the ninja with Jazz, Prowl and Ironhide chatting away, bouncing over she glomped the fech "Hey Mum!" Soph looked down at the femmeling, smiling, Star smiled back up "Hi swee'spark wha' ya been doin'?"
"No' alo'... wha' did ya do ta Kup this time?" She asked.
Soph and Jazz grinned at the memory "We" indicating to herself and Jazz "magnetized Kups furniture ta da roof of his room" the twins snickered at the memory of his face plates as he had walked in.
The twins and triplets laughed at the pair even Hide and Prowl joined in at the old bots expense "So what did dad do this time?" Soph was too busy laughing so Ironhide answered for her
"Both the twins dislike Ratchets new paint job so they decided to make him Super...mech" once again they all laughed at the medics incident, their laughter was short lived as said medic, now back to minty green, walked in but Soph and Jazz couldn't help snicker at him.
They soon stopped when he glared at them, as he went over to speak with Optimus away from the troublesome twins.
"Wha' we up ta tamoz then?" Jazz suddenly asked the group while Soph gave he a lop sided look at the weird question.
Shrugging it off she finally answered "We're teachin' 'em ta drive... remembe'" Jazz face palmed after having forgotten that while the twins cheered that after 6 months of waiting they would be finally getting their first proper upgrade.
Prowl muttered something about more trouble coming before handing the restless Blackstorm a data pad to keep him occupied while they chatted away, Hiphop and Silverstreak had wondered off to watch the TV.
Flicking on to the music they came to a stop when random Korean music started up and a guy with glasses appeared and started dancing, this alone caught most bots and cons attention but when the NEST base soldiers including Sam, Mikaela, Miles, Leo, Lennox, Epps and Simmons started doing the dance and trying, yet failing, to sing along was amusing to say the least but what got everyone's attention was that Jazz, Soph, Bumblebee, Bluestreak, Blaster, Jolt and Skywarp started dancing as well.
And half way through the song when a car appeared in the video two certain Corvettes drew up by the dancing bots before transforming and joining in the dance completely baffling the bots and cons watching as to how the twins had escaped the brig.
Eventually, thank Primus, the song came to an end while the dancing robots high fived eachother, the humans all dispersed and went back to what they had been doing.
Unsurprisingly Prowl had glitched out and Ratchet was rebooting him while Megatron looked close to joining him on the floor "What?" the bots and ex con finally noticed the staring "Ets a good son'" the Pontiac twins pointed out using their famous line.
"Megatron is disturbed on many levels" the war leader admitted as he walked out of the room while Jazz and Soph whopped at his referring to himself part.
Optimus vented before going over to the group and where the younglings and two sparklings were attempting the dance "Yes okay you two back to the brig and just go to your rooms for the rest of the evening so no more bots crash" moaning and groaning the group headed off, but not before Soph and Jazz collected the kids secretly agreeing to go back to one of their rooms and teach them how to do the dance properly.
Me: RandR peeps
Sides: AHH are we really doing this again!
Soph: Yeperz!
