"My First Night at the Akatsuki"

A Fanfiction by: AlexAmsel

Soo, my name is Mamoru, I'm Alex-sama's first OC. I have long, black shiny hair and super penetrating aqua eyes (characteristic from my dear evil family). So I'm the typical Naruto OC: I come from this huge clan I don't even know about, I have amazing powers, control of chakra and a demon a lot more powerful than Naruto's bitchy fox! And for the sake of your mind throughout the story, my first love was Itachi…

I stared blankly at the huge rock in front of me; I felt my eyes become red from the time I didn't blink. Suddenly it started to lift in thin air, and on the other side was a not-too-inviting cave. I entered anyways and deeper into the darkness I saw something, something orange. "Helloooo!" the orange something was a mask and the guy wearing it greeted me very childishly. "Um, hello. Should I know who are you?"

"Name's Tobi!"

"Hello Tobi, are you an Akatsuki member?" I asked, as he guided me to a more lighted place.

"Not yet, I have to wait till one of them dies. For now I'm just the maid."

"Really, then has someone died? Because I joining in today."

"Huh? Really? Well you must be really important… Well, at least my new sempai is really cute."

Cute? Okay, now I'm starting to like this guy. We kept talking about stuff and getting to know each other, when this black & white guy with a venus plant on his head appeared from nowhere in the middle of the hallway we were walking on. And with my very cautious and respectful personality I politely said: "Watch your feet, freak!" This made him turn his attention completely to me.

"And who might you be?" threatening look on his face.

"The new shit in this shithole you call hideout!"

"Give me 3 reasons why I shouldn't eat you!"

And without thinking, the words just popped out: "One, you can't. Two, in case you did, I would just pop out of your shitty stomach. Three, a freak like you isn't worth of a gourmet meal like me!" With those being my final words, he sank into the floor and disappeared. When I turned to look at poor Tobi, he was like 5 meters away, scared like hell; I could've have sworn he pissed his pants.

We resumed our walking, until we finally stopped in front of these huge double doors. "This is off-limits to me, so you go in and speak to Leader-sama…" With this said, the doors opened enough for me to go in, and Tobi disappeared. I entered the pitch black room, and the poor light of a candle lit my way to a chair. "Greetings, you must be Hirasawa Mamoru-chan." This creepy voice echoed in the whole place. "Yes, and you must be Leader-sama. Would you bother in telling me your name? Since you know mine, it's just fair…"

"My name's Pein, dear."

"Nice, it sounds like the word `pain´."

"We're a little over-confident here, hm?"

"Always."

"I like that. Well, Mamoru-chan, welcome. Tell Tobi to give you your uniform and to help you find a room. That would be all."