Program_create: ISIS/$Y34hyrulever.23-SHADOWLINK_toTRIFORCEPOWERACTIVE:=:goddessDIN+FARORE+NAYRU;_unknownerrorforce-toDELETEFOE4000

Program_name_activation_to: ADVENTISIS

Program_commands/ADVENTISIS_to:

SHADOW_LINK- create:being1276TG/FAROREfrac376COMMANDuser_ADVENTISIS

HERO- create/retrieve:being1276TG/FAROREfrac375COMMANDuser_ADVENTISIS

DELETEFOE- deletebeing/hLVL12+:CONDITION_OF_HARM=SELECTEDCOMMANDuser_ADVENTISIS

DEMON- create/retrieve:being2491TG/DINfrac893COMMANDuser_ADVENTISIS

BATTERY- chrge=564/ACTIVATE_TRFRCRCHRG=flchrg_ACTIVE:ALWAYS+STATCHCKCOMMANDuser_ADVENTISIS

HEAL- DMGEFRAC_DELETE:hLVL_^_to_flLVL=SELECTEDCOMMANDuser_ADVENTISIS

PRINCESS- create/retrieve:being6239TG/NAYRUfrac989COMMANDuser_ADVENTISIS

LANDSCAPE- createSET=random+people+enemies+wildlife=interactableCOMMANDuser_ADVENTISIS

FINISH_COMMANDSET

ADVENTISIS: SHADOW_LINK

ADVENTISIS: HERO

ADVENTISIS: PRINCESS

ADVENTISIS: DEMON

ADVENTISIS: LANDSCAPE

CREATION TIME=2:00

Begin now?

Y_

N

The woman paused in her furious typing to check the connections before triumphantly clicking on the Y button. For six years she had worked on the code for all the elements in the game to come to life, and now she had a little command module that allowed her to mess with it just enough so that she could be free. Oh, Legend of Zelda was not safe from her any more.

Unfortunately, she didn't give herself total control, no. She let the program ADVENTISIS, which had its own brain, take control of the pure elements of life in Hyrule. ADVENTISIS, it was later noted, liked to play its own games.

Through years of toil, she had made and absorbed so much of the code that she began to be controlled by it. Though it was slowly becoming reality, she herself was a vital part of the program. And when ADVENTISIS saw the command SHADOW_LINK, it decided to play a game with her body. The command said create, but not how… the others said retrieve, but here in the last stages SHADOW_LINK said create only, the woman's last mistake.

The process, mused the super-computer, would at first be slow.

"Good morning! ADVENT craft industries here, bringing life to fantasy since 2060, how may I help you?" Shannon Grey Mirror always answered the portable holo-talk like this before thinking, but she stopped when she realized she was looking at her sister, Mindy. "Oh hi Min, sorry about that… I just finished Project ADVENTISIS and the ADVENT series is stuck in my brain. By the way, how is Project ADVENTSET doing?"

"Ugh, Shannon, you need to get out more! Have some fun and get a real boyfriend… before these intelligent programs start screwing with YOU. Zachary and I are going to see Rocky Horror Picture Show with Lewis tonight, and I know you always liked the oldies… are you gonna come with?" the holo of Mindy was tapping its foot in anger, and Shannon smiled sheepishly. She had been neglecting everyone for a long time, using all her spare moments away from work on her private ADVENT project. ADVENT projects were normally sexist, using male gods as project logos and male intellicomp minds to work with, even though she was their greatest designer. So she launched ADVENTISIS and lost her family.

"Sure, I'll go with. What time?"

"Midnight… like always. Didn't you know that? Oh… and nice new hair by the way."

"Huh?"

"You colored it purple didn't you? The look suits you." Mindy hung up, and Shannon was left flabbergasted.

She was blonde. The realization of something being wrong nipped at her genetically modified (and they had cost TONS of money in service reprogramming to get) hylian ears, and they slicked back in anger.

"ADVENTISIS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?"

"Nothing, Mistress Shannon. You merely tend to absorb code at an alarming rate. Perhaps a dinner away from developing HYRULE would be necessary?" ADVENTISIS was always polite, a feature Shannon had embedded in its every action. Oh well.

A full night on the town would be absolutely wonderful.

AN: So that's the first chapter in ADVENTISIS! Hope you like the idea! I do not own Legend of Zelda or Rocky Horror Picture Show, but I can picture Midna watching it, so... do I get credit?