Pantless
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"RENJI!" Ichigo shouted smacking the brilliant mat of redness that was buried in his bed with a pillow.
"Wha?" Renji muttered trying to fend the pillow off.
"Where are my pants?!" Renji rolled over and raised his heavy black tattooed eyebrow.
"Your what?" Renji asked still not all the completely awake.
"My pants!"
"Why would I know that? I didn't wear them last." He pulled the blankets up over his head only to have them ripped away.
"You took them off last." Ichigo hissed blushing brighter then Renji's hair. Renji grabbed the sheet and pulled it back up over his naked body smiling dangerously.
"Exactly, I took them off why would I help you put them on?" Ichigo stood before him in all his pant-less glory.
"Because I have to go to school." He said.
"And leave me all by myself to fight hollows and be called a freeloader. Nope not very convincing." Renji leaned back and enjoyed the view of Ichigo in his boxers.
"I'll go over to Keigo's and 'borrow' a pair from him. Of course that requires walking down some rather busy streets in my boxers." Ichigo shrugged and bent to grab his bag, "But hey if you don't care I'm good with it. In fact I might save myself the time and just go to school like this. I'm sure my teacher won't mind just too much, I know most my classmates won't complain." Ichigo walked towards the door. Renji snarled and leapt from the bed and wrapped his arms possessively around his waist.
"You could just miss yet another day of school, it's not like anyone would be surprised." Renji murmured before pulling lightly on Ichigo's ear. The younger male leaned back into the embrace, and Renji smiled triumphantly till Ichigo whispered seductively.
"My pants, Renji." Renji was about to deny Ichigo the information again, but his cell phone rang. He released Ichigo to grab the electronic device and made a face as he looked at the screen.
"Damn hollows ruining my fun." Ichigo failed to look appropriately put out, but instead continued to look at Renji expectantly.
"You pants are half way up the stairs if I remember correctly." He groused, before trying to remove his body. Ichigo smiled charmingly, before kissing the struggling shinigami.
"I'll see after school!" He chirped happily before leaving to find his pants.
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AN: Just really pointless story that has been lurking on my computer for awhile, it was inspired by my own pair of missing pants. Unfortunately mine were just the victims of a messy room not a sexy rehead.