"If I was a muggle super-hero, who would I be?" Harry asked.
"Superman, duh," Hermione replied. "And I'm Lois Lane, and Voldemort is Lex Luther."
"But we're not romantically involved, and who would Ron be?"
"Hmm, yeah. How about Spiderman? I would be M.J., and Ron would be Harry. They were even dating for a while."
"But then she got with Spiderman."
"Well, Batman has Batgirl and Robin, but that whole thing is kind of weird . . . and there are too many characters in Lord of the Rings." Hermione sighed.
"What about Star Wars? I'm Luke, you are Leah, and Ron is Han. You two end up together! Neville can be Chewie. And Voldemort could be Darth Vader!"
"No, no, Voldemort is the Emporer!"
"Then who is Darth Vador?"
"Malfoy. He's not your father, but he turned good at the end . . . sort of."
"Yeah, and Dumbledore could be Yoda, and Sirius could be Obi-Wan Kenobi!"
"Or the other way around. Bobofett would be Bellatrix, obviously."
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