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"Look, I do not believe this, Tails! Three times you screwed up – THIS WEEK! What have you got to say for yourself?" raged an angered Sally.

"I-I-I was j-just trying to help," stammered Tails, who was cowering in his chair.

"Yeah, lighten up on him, Sal, he's just a kid. Hey, everyone makes mistakes: that's why they put backspace keys on keyboards and erasers on pencils." reasoned Sonic, trying to soften the blow on his best friend.

"L-LIGHTEN UP!? Let's go through everything he did this week that he wasn't asked to do, shall we? Minor to major: Right, on Monday, remember? We were collecting power rings and Tails was the gopher on that day. So we told him explicitly what to do – get chilidogs for lunch, the lot hold onion, right? He gets back twenty minutes late, with 300 Mobians worth of chilidogs, all onion and nothing extra! Somehow his brain managed to completely invert the whole order before he even got to the fast food store!"

Tails watched helplessly as Sally continued raving.

"So we forgave him that time, because everyone makes mistakes. But two days later – again!" she continued. "Tails, can you make Amy and me a coffee, please?" Sally mimicked Sonic, ""Sure, Sonic. Be back in a minute." Does Tails even know how to make coffee? No. Did he try? Unfortunately, yes. Did he try and fix the problem? Yes, God help us all. The freaking' idiot turns around, trips over a stray toolbox, burns Amy, Sonic and me, before setting off a chaotic scene of havoc inside his own garage! You should be thankful that Shadow and Knux were around to help douse the flames, Tails! Unfortunately, those priceless and important plans for the next Eggman espionage missions for the REST OF THIS YEAR were burned to dust!"

At this point, Tails was fighting back tears of anger and sadness. Why was Sally so mean? He only wanted to help, and this is the thanks he gets?

"Sally, Tails is eight freaking years old! Sure, he's smart, but I bet you made mistakes like that four years ago! Oh, sorry, you never make mistakes." Sonic shot the insult at her.

"Yeah, well at least I'm not a conceited, aquaphobic hedgehog whose only abilities are to eat and run fast!" Sally retorted.

"Since when have you gone for a swim recently?"

"That doesn't matter; my point is you should–"

Tails couldn't stand it any longer. He flew out of his seat and turned to face Sally.

"Yeah, well at least I'm not a filthy slut who enjoys chatting up other species for the fun of watching them fall for you!" he yelled at Sally.

The outburst brought total and instant silence. Sure, Sonic had heard Tails say "crap" if he was really annoyed, but heck! Sonic doubted Tails would've ever said those words. Sonic had doubted Tails even knew them.

"Tails, I hope you realize that I can make a cup of coffee, remember an order, and walk through a garage without causing destructive chaos." Sally replied calmly.

"Accidents happen…" Tails blushed slightly, still angry.

"For example, you?" Sally retorted.

"What are you saying?" Tails said, his breath quickening.

"You were an accident. Not planned. A defect, or should I say, side effect. Your parents didn't even bother giving you a decent name! Miles Prower. What are you, a speed limit?" Sally gave a cold laugh.

Tails couldn't believe it. No one called him by his real name for that exact reason. He hated it.

"I was not a side-effect, you cross-breeding disgrace to society!" Tails screamed, moving in to headbutt her straight in the gut.

"Tails, NO!" Sonic yelled, unleashing a spin attack to divert Tails' course. Tails slammed into the wall instead, a large cut in his cheek. He began to cry. Sonic's jaw dropped.

"Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, what've I done?" Sonic yelped, running to Tails side. Tails punched him square in the face. He flew up and yelled, "G-Go on, watch m-me leave this shit-heap you c-call a home, you bastards!" cried Tails, before flying straight out the door, slamming it behind him.

Sonic walked over to the corner of the room and leaned his head against it. "What have I done?" he told himself.

"Relax, Sonic, let him learn what it's like to be an adult. Let him live by himself for a while."

"Sally, you don't understand. Tails is eight years old. He will most certainly die by himself. He won't come anywhere near you or me now. Fully sick one to insult him like that. Are you brain-dead?"

"What? So I pull the lame "you were an accident" insult on him, and he psyches up like a complete idiot. He's acting like his parents are dead!"

"They are, imbecile!"

"Oh…shit." Sally put on a look of guilt. "Dude, I didn't know that!"

"Oh yeah. His parents were abducted when he was only a baby. He had to fend for himself for eight years! Do you know how difficult that is to grow up with no parents? Damn friggin' impossible, that's what. Then, you pull the "genetic defect" insult on him. Did you notice that he has two tails? Are you mad? That is just the thing that would set him in a complete rage. He was teased non-stop about his tails at school. Non-stop. Do you not know conduct for casual insults or something? Seriously, don't tease someone about something they have or haven't got. You idiot. And then you pay out his name! So what if it sounds like something else? Way to go, Sally, you just broke a very strong bond between you and Tails. He respected you. He respected me. I was his role model. So instead, you start whining and moaning about Tails' incompetence. Now he hates you, and he hates me. Happy?"

"Look. I didn't know."

"See, now you're starting to sound like Tails! Everyone makes mistakes! Your mistakes are a quadrillion times worse than all three of Tails' mistakes put together. He will, in the worst-case situation, commit suicide you know! He's been unhappy lately. How will you feel then? Pleased? Delighted? Overjoyed?"

"No. I didn't mean –"

"See? More excuses. Grow up, Sally. Put yourself in other people's situations before you go breaking bonds." Sonic yelled, before racing out the door to find Tails.