Fat Naruto walked into Wal-Mart to get some Cheetos, however he had no money he spent it on hookers and crack. This was a sad day for Sasuke had been killed by his Gaysagen taught by Kakashi and Sakura was still useless. Naruto went down the isles until he discovered the perfect combo maple syrup, Oreos and, Cheetos. He then grappled with the freezer door to get milk he then fell busting his ass on the hard floor it was so cold. He quickly picked up his food and went to get Twinkies. As he approached the isles he passed that vegan pussy Garaa of the Funk he was a weed smocking hippy who must be destroyed.
RAAAASAGEEENNN!
Garra then side step and walked away. Naruto then saw the commie basterd the third hokgay he said that Naruto's food lemon fic sucked. The Hokgay used pudding dragon on Naruto. Pudding jetted from the ground
"I'M SURROUNDED BY PUDDING, BELIEVE IT ." Naruto shouted.
"OHHHHHHHH HOOOOOOOOKKKKKAAAAAAAAAGGGAAAAAAAAY is that you."
Ikrua and the Hokgay both dropped died from the pudding. Naruto ran from the store with his food in hand.