G'day! This is the first of an I-don't-know-how-many-part series, involving lists of 25 things the team isn't allowed to do. I don't think this one is all that hilarious, so it might be a couple of lists per person, if that makes any sense. So it will start out as a one-shot, and if I think of any more I will make it a two or three-shot.
I think I'm doing McGee next, or Ziva, so look out for them too. (They will be posted seperately.)
Disclaimer: I own some of the ideas, and the others are my friend's. BUT. And there is a but. I do not own the characters of NCIS. I own a toothpick though.
25 Things Tony Dinozzo Isn't Allowed To Do.
A list written by Abby Scuito, Timothy McGee, and Ziva David.
1. Wear black lipstick to work...
2. ...Or red lipstick...
3. ...Or ANY lipstick.
4. Tell McGee that if he doesn't wear black lipstick to work, Abby will turn him into a vampire.
5. Try and convince Ziva that she doesn't have enough fun...
6. ...Then tell her to dye her hair blonde, because blondes have more fun. (Apparently.)
7. Attempt to eat four hot dogs in two minutes.
8. Tell Gibbs that he's going grey.
9. Replace Ziva's shampoo with honey.
10. Touch Ziva's shampoo.
11. Tell Vance that the whole toothpick thing is getting old.
12. Walk around with a toothpick in his mouth.
13. Impersonate Vance.
14. Impersonate Gibbs.
15. Impersonate Ziva.
16. Tell Abby that black isn't really her colour.
17. Replace McGee's notes for his book with erotica...
18. ...Then send it to the publisher.
19. Sing any song by Kylie...
20. ...Or Britney Spears.
21. Call Gibbs "Gramps."
22. Make subtle innuendos about McGee's sexual repression.
23. Make obvious innuendos about McGee's sexual repression.
24. Dye his hair black, wear glasses, carry a around stick, draw a lightning bolt on his forhead, and tell all the probies that he is the real Harry Potter.
25. Steal all of Abby and Ziva's left socks, fill them with rocks, and throw them in the river.
I know it's not that funny... I'm just getting into this sorta thing.
Oh! I'm udating my drabbles soon, probably in the next couple of hours. Read them. Now...
Reviews are, like, awesome. Like Spongebob. (nods head approvingly)