I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas

I'm walking backwards for Christmas,

Across the Gaming Sea,

I'm walking backwards for Christmas,

It's the only thing for me.

I've tried walking sideways,

And walking to the front,

But people just look at me,

And say it's a publicity stunt.

I'm walking backwards for Christmas,

To prove that I love you.

An imigrantal lad, loved an Planeptunian colleen

From ol' Planpetune Bay.

He longed for her arms,

But she spurned his charms,

And flew o'er the foam away.

She left the lad by himself, on his own

All alone, a-sorrowing

And sadly he dreamed, or at least that's the

way it seemed, buddy,

That a celestial choir for him,

A celestial choir did sing.

I'm walking backwards for Christmas,

Across the Gaming Sea.

I'm walking backwards for Christmas,

It's the finest thing for me.

And so I've tried walking sideways,

And walking to the front.

But people just laughed, and said,

"It's a publicity stunt".

So I'm walking backwards for Christmas

To prove that I love you.

"Um, what the hell was that supposed to be? What kind of song was that, and where did you hear it? Or did you just make it up on the spot as per usual?" Noire asked with a raised eyebrow as she crossed her arms. The CPU of Lastation seemed to be quite unimpressed with Neptune's odd song.

"Huh? Oh, the song? Eh, I heard it from some wanderer a couple of days ago. Was singing it like crazy in some weird accent, Irish I think," Neptune responded as she moved away from the piano. "You like it, Noire?"

The Lastationite CPU shook her head firmly. "Not really, no. It sounds too goofy and ridiculous. Also just what does 'Irish' even mean? Who was this guy"

"Beats me. He was pretty weird, kept going on about finding cheese and something called 'Dementia'. Was very, very odd, like real odd. He disappeared soon after. Kinda weird, huh?" Neptune responded with a disturbed tone of voice, her expression deadpanning grimly.

Noire nodded sagely, but was soon interrupted by the Planeptunian suddenly walking backwards out of the room and out into the hallway outside, singing in a wild and heavy Irish accent as she pulled out a large bottle of guinness out of nowhere and drank away at it. The mere sight of this deranged display shocked Noire to her core. Then, just seconds later, the Goddess of Black Regality turned around and began to walk backwards, a bottle of guinness in her right hand and a heavy Irish accent in her vocal cords.

It was a fine day to walk backwards for Christmas.

A/N: Greetings readers, and thank you for reading this Christmas special. Originally I wasn't going to do a Christmas special since I didn't have any ideas at first, then a few weeks ago I got the idea about writing a Christmas special for a story idea I got around that time, mainly to give readers an insight into a future project I had in mind - a series of adventure/comedic short stories based on a small set of characters living their lives in different periods of Gamindustri's time, reincarnating after screwing their lives up. Wasn't able to get far into it though, so I listened to an old British song from a radio show that was up and running in the 1960s and essentially Nepified it. You can find the original on YouTube if you dare; same name too.

Around the beginning of 2019 I will be getting back into my Storyteller series to get a move on with the chapter about the Goddesses - expect lots of goodie lore about that - and I'll hopefully be getting back into my Console War story as well, first chapter was completed a while back but I started up a prologue and making several changes to chapter 2. I don't know when, or if, I'm going to go back to Subject 13: Mars, since I've lost some interest in it - time will tell. I seem to have take a liking to non-powerful people - more human characters if you will. Comedy, drama, war and lore are the main subjects of interest. There are other stories that I haven't gotten back to for over half a year, such as The Wandering CPU and Flame Awakening Advent - not sure what to do with them; probably won't continue them. Also working on a story for a different franchise since I had some cool ideas for it.

Now then, enough of my rambling. Merry Christmas, Nepmas, Saturnalia, Satanist-Blood-Orgy-mas, whatever you frigging do, and have a good day if you can.