Shuichi16x-Yesh, my fanfic made it to the site! I have had a lot of problems getting all my stories onto this site! But I have it on here finally, so please enjoy!
I don't own any of the characters of Final Fantasy 7 or any of the other items thrown in this wonderful story!
Chapter One -Palmer's wrath-
Close to Costa del Sol, are favorite and only heroes of FF7 walk back from what was one of the worst days of random monster fighting
Voice-In a time where really stupid people existed, a group of really mixed up people do nothing to save…NOTHING!!
Tifa-Where is that voice coming from!?
Voice-This is the voice of god girly!!
Cloud-Tifa just ignore it.
Red13-It is rather annoying.
Voice-How dare you call me annoying and then try to ignore me! You shall all fell my terrible wrath!
-A small coin falls from the sky and hits Cid on the head-
Cid-What the #$ was that!
Voice-NO! My PENNY!!
Cloud- (sigh) just come on, where almost home.
(A/N-don't u love the unknown voice of great…something?!)
Voice-I wants my penny back!
As our group of really annoyed heroes make there way into the seaside home of seaness, a evil villain of evil fattyness watches the group from what seems like a evil lard truck, but really it was the truck of lard with Palmer at the wheel.
Palmer-HAHAHA (snort) Soon, you will all suffer from the power of my anger!
-The truck starts up and drives into Costa del Sol.-
At Clouds house
Everyone is lying around the room; Tifa and Aries are in the kitchen cooking up something for dinner. Barret and Cid are fighting over what to watch on TV. Red13 Is lying on the floor next to the TV, watching Barret and Cid. And Yuffie is bugging Cloud about what else…materia.
Yuffie-Now cloud, you know that all the materia belongs to me.
Cloud-Give it up Yuffie, we need this materia.
Yuffie-I know! But I need it a lot more than you'all!!!
Cloud- (Sigh)
Barret-Now come on fool! We need to watch the A-team!
Cid-Listen you #$&! Racing is coming on in 2 minutes. There is no #$ way I watching some #$& show with a big black man with a problem of saying, "Fool"!
Barret-You fool! How dare ya hate on one of tha most kick ass guys in the world!!
Cid-I'll hate all the $# I want….why do I get the stupid signs when I say #$$# or #$ and $###!?!?!
Red13-Because you are a foul-mouthed man with an anger problem…
Cid-Ahh…shut the #$ up!
In the kitchen
Tifa- (listens to Barret and Cid) Don't you just love living here..?
Aries- (Sigh) I would rather be living in a field of flower with cute bunnies and butterflies.
Tifa- (Stares at Aries) Well..to bad, now pass the-
Suddenly a huge Lard truck comes blasting through the wall.
Tifa- WHAT THA FUCK!!
Aries- AHH!! I'm scared!
Palmer- (jumps out of the truck, lard all over him) Now I have you!
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A/N: WOW!! Did you like the stupidness?! I think it's really good, I just started typing and now I have made the first chapter of my ff7 story saga! Please review, its right down there! Do you see it?! OMG REVIEW!!
I don't own any of the characters of Final Fantasy 7 or any of the other items thrown in this wonderful story!
Chapter One -Palmer's wrath-
Close to Costa del Sol, are favorite and only heroes of FF7 walk back from what was one of the worst days of random monster fighting
Voice-In a time where really stupid people existed, a group of really mixed up people do nothing to save…NOTHING!!
Tifa-Where is that voice coming from!?
Voice-This is the voice of god girly!!
Cloud-Tifa just ignore it.
Red13-It is rather annoying.
Voice-How dare you call me annoying and then try to ignore me! You shall all fell my terrible wrath!
-A small coin falls from the sky and hits Cid on the head-
Cid-What the #$ was that!
Voice-NO! My PENNY!!
Cloud- (sigh) just come on, where almost home.
(A/N-don't u love the unknown voice of great…something?!)
Voice-I wants my penny back!
As our group of really annoyed heroes make there way into the seaside home of seaness, a evil villain of evil fattyness watches the group from what seems like a evil lard truck, but really it was the truck of lard with Palmer at the wheel.
Palmer-HAHAHA (snort) Soon, you will all suffer from the power of my anger!
-The truck starts up and drives into Costa del Sol.-
At Clouds house
Everyone is lying around the room; Tifa and Aries are in the kitchen cooking up something for dinner. Barret and Cid are fighting over what to watch on TV. Red13 Is lying on the floor next to the TV, watching Barret and Cid. And Yuffie is bugging Cloud about what else…materia.
Yuffie-Now cloud, you know that all the materia belongs to me.
Cloud-Give it up Yuffie, we need this materia.
Yuffie-I know! But I need it a lot more than you'all!!!
Cloud- (Sigh)
Barret-Now come on fool! We need to watch the A-team!
Cid-Listen you #$&! Racing is coming on in 2 minutes. There is no #$ way I watching some #$& show with a big black man with a problem of saying, "Fool"!
Barret-You fool! How dare ya hate on one of tha most kick ass guys in the world!!
Cid-I'll hate all the $# I want….why do I get the stupid signs when I say #$$# or #$ and $###!?!?!
Red13-Because you are a foul-mouthed man with an anger problem…
Cid-Ahh…shut the #$ up!
In the kitchen
Tifa- (listens to Barret and Cid) Don't you just love living here..?
Aries- (Sigh) I would rather be living in a field of flower with cute bunnies and butterflies.
Tifa- (Stares at Aries) Well..to bad, now pass the-
Suddenly a huge Lard truck comes blasting through the wall.
Tifa- WHAT THA FUCK!!
Aries- AHH!! I'm scared!
Palmer- (jumps out of the truck, lard all over him) Now I have you!
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A/N: WOW!! Did you like the stupidness?! I think it's really good, I just started typing and now I have made the first chapter of my ff7 story saga! Please review, its right down there! Do you see it?! OMG REVIEW!!