((Yello! It is I, the notorious TRACK-A-sama!

It has come to my attention that you people really like my oneshot collection, Asian Quickies. Well, thank you, I enjoy writing them and you people warm my heart when I see all the good things you say about them. (Especially because I always thought I sucked at writing.)

Anyway, you will have to reread the preview scene I put into the Asian Quickies, because the story needs it to be able to take off properly.

Enjoy the insanity! Muahaha!))

China went into the living room, tying his hair into it's usual ponytail. "Good morning, aru," he greeted groggily.

"Hiiiiii, Aniki!"

China eyes widened to the size of saucers. Instead of Korea being the one that bounded up to him, it was Hong Kong. He was smiling wide, his sleeves flapping as he bounced.

"Hong Kong, aru...?!" China stammered.

"Over here." On the couch was Korea, his eyes half-lidded and his expression sarcastic. Even his haircurl wore the same face.

China glanced from the pumped-up Hong Kong to the serious Korea, trying to register what exactly was going on.

"Hong Kong, dare I ask what's going on here, aru ka?" China asked Hong Kong.

"Why do you keeping calling me Hong Kong, Aniki?" Hong Kong whined. "I'm Korea, da ze!"

China looked at Korea. "I'M Hong Kong."

China's brain took a second to work again. "Wait...so you're..." he looked at "Hong Kong", who was still smiling broadly. "Then you're..." China looked at "Korea", who had a smirk forming on his face.

"You two...switched bodies...aru..."

"Now you're catching on," "Korea" said. "Yeah, we switched bodies. No idea how, though."

"No kidding," said the actual Korea. "But who cares? Messing with Eyebrows' body is a dream come true!"

Hong Kong made a face. "You just love making everything sound wrong, now do you?"

China watched the two bicker, feeling his cool start to go away.

"ENGLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!"

Hetalia, aru!

"ARTHUR KIRKLAND, YOU OPEN THIS DOOR NOW, AHEN!"

"I'm busy!"

"Busy my foot, ahen! I know that all this is your fault!"

At this statement, England opened the door. "What in the world are you talking about?"

"Have you done any magic lately?" China asked.

"Last night, yes," England replied. "It was an experiment, but it didn't seem to work..."

China glared daggers at him. "You...are...an...IDIOT...ahen."

"Wait, what?"

"Thanks to your experiment last night, Hong Kong and Korea have switched bodies, ahen! Do you know how much trouble THAT could cause, ahen?! A lot!"

England pondered a minute before sighing and telling the infuriated China, "Fine then. Bring them here, I'll give it a look."

Hetalia!

Hong Kong tried to relax as Korea bounced to next to him. He really wished he didn't have to be stuck in the hyper Korean's body, no matter much said Korean liked the idea.

"Telling from the fact that Korea looks actually serious and Hong Kong is abnormally spacy, they've switched all right," England observed.

"No duh, ahen."

England sighed. "All right. I'll try to fix it. Keep an eye on them until I manage to get...whatever this is right again."

China wanted to slap England upside the head. "Are you telling me I have to deal with these two in each other's bodies ALL DAY, ahen?!"

"Basically."

"Daaaaaad!" Hong Kong whined.

((Yaaaaay! Part 1 over! The real fun will start in Part 2!

Hetalia does not belong to me. If it did, China would probably go insane because of all the junk I'd put him through. (IDK, it seems to be otaku tradition to give all the bad luck to your favorite characters.)

Oh yeah! By the way, the end of this three-shot will have a theme song! You can recommend some songs if you want.))