Things The X-men Would Never Say.
Cyclops
· Guys, does this dress make me look fat?
· I wonder what would happen if I got contacts...
· I wonder what would happen if I got blue-tinted glasses instead of red...
· Jean, I'm gay.
· *dyes his hair black* Gee... now I don't match my shades well anymore... Blue-tint time!! *evil laughter*
· I can fly I can fly!!! *jumps off balcony and critically wounds himself* I can... fly... really...
· I'm singing in the rain... Just singin' in the rain!
· *does the grover dance like Kurt*
· *eats a raw french fry, noticing the others are ALSO raw* Gonna have to fix this. *cooks them with his vision* That's better. ^_^
· I don't want to be leader anymore. Job's all yours, Evan.
· Jean, here's a tip. Get a shirt that covers your stomach and stop trying to look like a slut all the time. THEN I might CONSIDER dating you.
· *uses his laser vision* Monster Burn!!
Jean
· 2-4-6-8! Who do we appreciate? Lance! Lance! Lance!
· Scott, I... I think it's time I tell you who I really am. *rips off mask* I'm Carrot Top. Call 1-800-CALL-ATT!!
· La la la la la la! Sing a happy song!
· *dresses up in Sailor Moon costume* Sorry, my regular clothes were at the cleaners and they weren't ready for battle in time. Moon Prism Power!!!!
· Um... Professer... How does this telepathy thing work again?
· Can't lift feather with mind... too heavy...
· Hey, Kitty, you realize I'm allergic to cats. Right? RIGHT?!
· I'm a moron! Lookit me!!! *does the grover dance like Kurt*
Professer Xavier
· I quit. Magneto, you win.
· Scott, you're fired.
· You too, Jean.
· Magneto, I think it's time to tell you who I really am. *rips off a patch over his forhead and removes his jacket* I'm Tien, from Dragon Ball Z.
· Yeah, I can walk. It's just easier not to.
· I'm sterile.
· *wheel on wheelchair breaks* Um.. help?
· I forgot how to use telepathy. Oh well.
· It's a wonderful life. Oh oh oh oh oh! It's a beautiful life!
· Don't want no short people no.
· Did anyone beside me notice that my clothes look identicle to Darien from Sailor Moon?
· Logan, I'd like to recommend to you this Hemoroid Creme. Works wonders, you know.
Kitty
· Vally girl? Like, I TOTALLY don't, like, get what you mean. I'm totally not like a, like, valley girl! Totally!!
· Um... Lance scares me. Get him off... *cries to her mommy*
· Toad, you are the most handsome man I've, like, ever seen!
· I'm a Barbie girl. In a Barbie world... Life in plastic. It's fantastic!
· Jupiter Star Power!!
· *walks into a wall* Drat! My powers wore off! I'll try again. *runs into wall* Ouch... Oh well. Maybe I'll use the door for once...
· Did you guys, like, know there are 10 different Marvel Comics versions of me?
· Wow! It's, like, the Backstreet Boys! Oh My GAWD!!!! *runs into her poster of them on the wall* Like.. ouch...
· I can talk without saying "like" or "totally." I just totally like, choose not to.
· Um... yeah. What do you say we just drop the X-man thing and join up with Magneto? He's gonna win anyways, and that Brotherhood thing could use more girls anyways!
Kurt
· Wow... chicks DON'T dig the fuzzy-blue-elf...
· I just realized Amanda from my math class has been stalking me... I'd better report her to the police!!
· Did anyone besides me notice my uncanny resemblance with Beast?
· Noooooo!! It's impossible!! You aren't my mother!!!!! Wait... nevermind. Sorry mom! Don't ground me!! PLEASE?!?!?!?
· Teleporting? What's that?
· *teleports away, leaving PLEASANT smelling smoke, unlike the acidic smell it had*
· *Teleports by mistake into the girls locker room*
· *teleports into Ms. Darkholme's (his mom's) office and sees her in drag with Toad and Fred* Um... Having a costume party? Look! I brought a skirt I can wear to blend in!!
· *joins the Blue Man Group*
· Just add a little bit of yellow and you have Piccolo! *dresses in Namekian gi* Now.. to find Gohan... *sees Lance* Okay, Gohan or Lance or whoever you are, you will train under me and I WILL use my laser eyes, whether it burns your underwear or not! *evil laughter*
· Did anyone notice my tail looks like a pie-server? Oh well.
· I'm missing the Ace of Spades in this card deck... Guess I'll use my tail.
· *counting math on his fingers and toes* Dang... I can only count up to ten!
· *shaves off his blue fuzz*
Logan
· Anyone got a nail file? *uses his claws instead*
· Got milk?
· I need a hug.
· Sabretooth is my best friend in the whole wide world!!!
· Make love, not war.
· Fighting is NOT the answer!
· I'm a vegetarian.
· Please, call me Badger.
· Lookit the cute lil puppy!! Professer, can I keep it? Please?
Evan
· *can't use his spikes anymore*
· Wow... Mystique is my goddess...
· This Magneto guy is cool.
· Pietro, I know you're better than me. What do you say we stop competing and I'll buy us ice cream?
Rogue
· I'm not a rogue at all. I'm really a nomad.
· *wears pink*
· Kitty is the COOLEST! I'm, like, TOTALLY going to idolize her!
· Logan, I want you. NOW.
· I need a tan really really bad.