I got bored
and I'm still working on my other story
but just for the heck of it
i made this
so please read
i dont own any of them or this or fruits basket for that matter
its one of kyo andtohru's private conversations where alot of other people barge in
"Kyo!"
"What?"
playing with hair "ummmm I forgot"
"Baka"
"WAAAAHHHH KYO CALLED ME STUPID"
"Uh no I didnt i called you BAKA, you baka"
Yuki comes in "Kyo you f'in cat dont call tohru a baka"
"Oh so you like HER AND NOT ME? WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR RELATIONSHIP? DO YOU REMEMBER OUR SONG? gets up and does the macarena HEY MICKEY YOU'RE SO FINE YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND HEY MICKEY HEY HEY HEY MICKEY!"
Yuki looks embarrassed then suddenly jumps up and starts shakin his booty
"Ew. Damn. I didn't know they were both gay. I thought it was just Shigure and Ayame!"
Hattori comes in
"HEY YOU FORGOT ME!"
"SHIGURE! SHE FORGOT THE THIRD ONE IN OUR THREESOME!"
Shigure comes running he sees whats happening slaps hattori in the head
"You idiot, that's cuz you're always serious around her. and plus you're a seahorse. but then again..."
"TOHRU YOU BAKA! WITH SEAHORSES THE MALES HAVE THE BABIES AND THAT MEANS HATTORI HAS TO BE GAY! RAWR!"
"Shigure! you're not a lion! I AM! BWAHAHAHAHAHA"
"no kyo, you're not. you're just a freaky deaky orange maniac cat that likes to wear wigs"
"..SO?" runs upstairs crying
tohru has no idea what's going on
ayame comes in
"I'm sorry i thought i heard yuki singing HEY MICKEY YOU'RE SO FINE YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND"
"No, that was Kyo"
"oh...well he was singing the wrong song. yuki's theme is OOPS I DID IT AGAIN. I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART AND I LOST IN THE GAME. OH BABY BABY"
tohru looks ditzy
"Like, uh, like, does yuki like me? ahahahaha laughing like a dumb blonde cuz i definitely dont want kyo to go out with me"
"I HEARD THAT!"
akito comes in
"AY YI YI! HATTORI! YOU WERE GIVING ME A MASSAGE WHEN YOU RAN OVER HERE! so come back!"
"NEVER! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA is giving ayame a massage"
gasps kisa walks in
"uh...i just wanted to watch this video with hiro here since our damn vcr broke but i can see yall are busy here..."
hiro walks in
"OOOOHHH HATTORI I WANT A MASSAGE TOO! sorry kisa i wanted to tell you earlier but...ya..."
"HIRO YOU'RE GAY? AND YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH A GUY THAT'S LIKE 20 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU?"
ahem i am not 32
"i am 40"
"uhh hattori you just made it worse"
"baka hattori"
hattori runs upstairs crying
"Hattori what are you doing up here?"
"uhhhh i forgot"
"damn you hattori" picks him up and throws him out the window
"NOOOOOOOOO I JUST WANNA BE A SEAHORSE!"
SPLAT! lands on old lady
"YES I AM A SEAHORSE! THANK YOU THANK YOU!"
kyo leaning out the window "hattori you baka"
ayame runs outside
"HATTTTOOORRRRIIII KUUUNNNNN"
"SHUT IT I'M WITH THIS OLD LADY NOW!"
"gasp ah well i was cheating on you with shigure anyway"
"doublegaspo YOU WERE?"
shigure comes skipping out in a dress
"ok i can explain this"
"SHIGURE SHAME ON YOU! YOU CROSSDRESSER!"
"its not my fault! akito offered it to me!"
akito comes skipping out "SHIGURE YOU FORGOT YOUR MAKE UP!"
"er... ya... about that"
"that's ok shigure, we understand. you feel like a woman"
ok im bored again
maybe if i ever have the time ill finish this