Ok, this is a crack fic. Me and my friend were talking on the phone and somehow (I don't know exactly how) we got to this conversation. It's crazy, I know, just kind of funny. It's about as AU as you can get, but just read it!! Oh, no real time period, but Glinda is still Galinda and Dr. Dillamond can still talk and Elphaba is still not wicked, but Fiyero already loves her and Boq already loves Galinda. Just setting the scene!

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"Galinda!! Come on, you two would be perfect for each other!!" Elphaba said as she and her best friend Galinda walked down the halls of their school, Shiz University. They were on their way to go to Elphaba's favorite class (and soon to be Galinda's if Elphaba could help it) Dr. Dillamond's.

"Elphie… are you sure, I mean, you're usually not very good at these things…"

"I promise you! He said he liked you!" Galinda smiled

"Well everybody does!!" Elphaba giggled, "But really, I don't think I would work with, well, oh, I don't mean too be racist-"

At this, a puppet in a sweater vest (hmmmm…. I wonder how Oz could get any stranger!) raced on stage. "Everyone's a little bit racist sometimes!"

"Sorry buddy," Galinda said, "Wrong show."

"Ooops…" The puppet hung his head and walked away sadly.

"So, where were we?" Cried Galinda.

"We were just discussing why you didn't want to go out with Dr. Dillamond simply because he's a goat!" Elphaba screamed.

At that moment (just the wrong moment according to Galinda) Dr. Dillamond walked up to them. But he ignored what Elphaba had just said, and ran up to Galinda and he kissed her! She, at first, was shocked, and pulled back, but she got very into it after a time. Elphaba was very pleased with herself.

And, at that moment, Fiyero and Boq walked into the classroom.

Fiyero spoke first, "Ha! that's ok honey, I love Elphaba more anyway!" And they began making out too.

Finally Boq found the words to speak, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The End!

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Well, hope you liked it! Reviews please!