**Disclaimer** The people in this story do not reflect that of anyone in real life.. Except you Taylor. Fat bitch.
Once upon a time in a town called Fucks, there lived a hoe called Bella, but she called herself Bulimia 'cause she was a dirty bitch.
Today was her first day in the shit hole of a town, so she got in her shit car, and then her dad, called Charile, came out with a video camera and she clawed his mother fucking throat out and screeched her goffic battle cry in his face like this - GRYYFHVKAHHHHHRRRRGGGHHADH. Then she drove to the shit hole.
She ran over 6 people. 3 chavs and a gay vampire. She then jumped out of the car window and raped the gay vampire good and proper. She then said to him, "From now on, thou shalt be called THE SEX."
He then said gayley, "But mi names Edward" and with that, Bulimia jizzed all over his face and screeched, "THE SEX!" And raped the cunt again, then pulled out a bottle of Premium Vodka from her bucket vagina and stabbed him with it.
With that taken care of, she flew to Biology. The Sex was there. She rode in on a fat pig called Bacon who was very tasty! It had a lot of minge.
Then she ate the pig and its fat and minge, THEN The Sex got his wong out and shoved it on the table then looked at Bulimia to fondle it.
His minge bristled and his cock beckonded Bulimia over. She jizzed in her pants and The Sex flew over there and hoovered it up with his cock which was called, Princess Gordon the 3rd. His wong hummed with delight and ejaculated a minge hugger, which latched on to Bulimia's minge and started sucking away. She sucked the minge hugger up her uterus, and her muff rumbled with joy, and farted. She petted it, telling it to behave whilst she eyed up the sex.
The sex was there, scratching his balls and that's when the fucking whore pounced. They raped the shit outa each other for 2 minutes jizzed all over the table and then sat down and played footsie.
Later, Bulimia was sat in her coffin and she was crying and slitting her wrists, complaining about her shit life. Charlie came in with his fucking camera and said, "Y'allright Bella?"
Bulimia then screeched, "I'm not Bella anymore! My name's BULIMIA! WHAT!" and with that, she clawed his mother fucking throat out and layed her eggs in his throat. She then sat back down in her coffin and began fingering herself.
The Sex flew through the window and shoved his wong up her va-jay-jay. Charlie came in with his camera again and the sex shat down his throat, suffocating him. After The Sex had jizzed in Bulimia's herbal tea, Bulimia rushed downstairs naked and stood in front of Charlie, who was sat in his chair having a wank over the kids that were playing across the street.
He did a cum shot in Bulimia's eye and sat there staring at her tits for ten minutes. Bulimia said, "Charlie! That fucking Nob raped me!" Charlie stroked his wong. "Charlie! Stop fucking staring at mi tits!" and with that, she clawed his throat out and ran back to her coffin, fingering herself and crying. When she got to her room, The Sex was there with his wong ready for insertion.
Bulimia cried out, "I don't want your fucking wong up ma fanny tonight!" The Sex's wong flopped and started to cry. Bulimia continued, "We need to go to couple counselling!"
"Why?" Asked The Sex rapingly.
"Because you keep fucking raping me dick'ed!"
Two hours later, they were outside the counselling clinic and The Sex said, "I'll just go and rape Rosalie instead shall I? Her tits smile at me!" Bulimia did her goffic battle cry and raped him right there right then.
They then went to see the couple woman. She said, "Right... what's the problem bitches?"
Bulimia said, "He keeps forcing his wong upon me!" The Sex looked at the couple woman and purred, pouncing on her and finally having his way with her behind the couch.
"Oh hell no!" Bulimia said like Will Smith, and she dragged the raggedy bitch by the scruff of the neck to the abortion clinic, and rammed a doctor up her vag.
The doctor said, "I'm sorry, but this is going to cost you £500."
"What the actual fuck!" cried Bulimia. "I might as well just do it mi self!" and with that she shoved her leathery hand up there and pulled out the foetus then chucked it into a shredder.
She then shoved The Sex up her vag and flew back to her coffin. She snapped his wong, then screeched, "STAY HERE! I cant take life anymore! You drove me to this!" She raped him one last time and locked him in a foot locker and shoved it under her bed. She then flew to the cliff edge and looked down at the water, preparing to jump.