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Thank you The1forGoku, and your brother! Without you people, this story wouldn't exist.
The Epitemy of Hyperness
Pan and Bra were being picked up from a party. When Trunks pulled up,they got in.
"One...two... No no wait, one... two.... hold it hold it, ooone, twoooo..." Trunks suddenly turned around. "Hey! Where did you come from?" he asked, staring at Pan.
"You didn't see me?"
"Nope," he said, and started driving.
"I took about seven pictures of him...," Bra was saying, when all of a sudden Trunks started screaming.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed, as he pulled the wheel left and right.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Bra and Pan.
"Well, that was exilerating," Trunks said. He looked in the mirror to see that Pan and Bra were panting and holding eachother. Then they cracked up laughing.
"That...! That was, was hysterical!!!!!" Bra laughed.
"I know!! That was more fun then the party!" agreed Pan.
"Ok! Survey question! What is your favorite meatloaf song and why?" asked Trunks, with a hyper look in his eyes.
"Well," Bra started, " I heard this one song about meatloaf and saw the music video for it, which is why I like it."
"Excellent answer! Next question! Do you think you look prettier with Hamburger Helper in you drawer or on your head?" Trunks continued, in a host voice.
"Hmmmm," Bra said thoughtfully. "Why keep Hamburger Helper all to myself? I should share the beauty of it! Thus, on my head!"
"Next question..." he said, still in his voice.
"We're waiting..." Pan said. Bra started doing the Jepordy song.
"No, no. That was all. End of survey." He said, while turning on the radio.
"Ohhhhh! I love this song!" Pan and Bra started dancing in the back. Trunks suddenly turned off the volume of the song.
"I HAVE AN INVISIBLE MONKEY WHO THROWS POO AT MIDGETS! AT MIDGETS!" he said maniaclly. Then he turned up the music again. Bra started cracking up, while Pan was almost succeeding in rolling on the bottem of the car.
"I have an invisible monkey...!" laughed Bra.
"Who throws poo at midgets...!" Pan continued.
"AT MIDGETS!" they said in a unision.
"Well, here you are Panny. That will be ninety-five ninety nine."
"Thanks Trunks, good night!" she ran off.
"But...my money!"
THE END!
Short? Yes. Funny? I thought so... Please r/r!!!!!!!
Thank you The1forGoku, and your brother! Without you people, this story wouldn't exist.
The Epitemy of Hyperness
Pan and Bra were being picked up from a party. When Trunks pulled up,they got in.
"One...two... No no wait, one... two.... hold it hold it, ooone, twoooo..." Trunks suddenly turned around. "Hey! Where did you come from?" he asked, staring at Pan.
"You didn't see me?"
"Nope," he said, and started driving.
"I took about seven pictures of him...," Bra was saying, when all of a sudden Trunks started screaming.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed, as he pulled the wheel left and right.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Bra and Pan.
"Well, that was exilerating," Trunks said. He looked in the mirror to see that Pan and Bra were panting and holding eachother. Then they cracked up laughing.
"That...! That was, was hysterical!!!!!" Bra laughed.
"I know!! That was more fun then the party!" agreed Pan.
"Ok! Survey question! What is your favorite meatloaf song and why?" asked Trunks, with a hyper look in his eyes.
"Well," Bra started, " I heard this one song about meatloaf and saw the music video for it, which is why I like it."
"Excellent answer! Next question! Do you think you look prettier with Hamburger Helper in you drawer or on your head?" Trunks continued, in a host voice.
"Hmmmm," Bra said thoughtfully. "Why keep Hamburger Helper all to myself? I should share the beauty of it! Thus, on my head!"
"Next question..." he said, still in his voice.
"We're waiting..." Pan said. Bra started doing the Jepordy song.
"No, no. That was all. End of survey." He said, while turning on the radio.
"Ohhhhh! I love this song!" Pan and Bra started dancing in the back. Trunks suddenly turned off the volume of the song.
"I HAVE AN INVISIBLE MONKEY WHO THROWS POO AT MIDGETS! AT MIDGETS!" he said maniaclly. Then he turned up the music again. Bra started cracking up, while Pan was almost succeeding in rolling on the bottem of the car.
"I have an invisible monkey...!" laughed Bra.
"Who throws poo at midgets...!" Pan continued.
"AT MIDGETS!" they said in a unision.
"Well, here you are Panny. That will be ninety-five ninety nine."
"Thanks Trunks, good night!" she ran off.
"But...my money!"
THE END!
Short? Yes. Funny? I thought so... Please r/r!!!!!!!