Chapter One
"Trouble with a Hero and Heroine"
"Ah – You're power level is more than three hundred. That is significant in a major way. Says I." claimed the Large Orange monster that Goku had never seen before. Although it made him recall the giant octopus he had met in the south of France one year. Back when he still had a tail.
"Leave this planet and never return!" screamed Goku as he picked his nose and wiped it on his tunic. It was a green slimey bogey – a right sticky one. One of those that gets caught under the nail and cant be removed for some time.
A battle would take place. This large Orange Monster that was green in colour – With nine eyes and four arms. With its fifth arm it wielded a sword. It was a dangerous foe. Goku was more than aware of it – no matter where he went at least one of the ten eyes were focussed upon him. "You are a big bad green baddie" he said to it. Flicking it away "And your not much better!" he added pointing at the creature.
Despite Goku's best efforts – the monster stood over him, wielding its sword so close to his neck. Goku notice the creatures six arms all posing in their various manners. If he were to die today he would at least make sure the planet was safe. Goku quickly took the cheque-book which contained his inheritance money. "Before you kill me…" he was breathing heavily. He wished that he had one of those beans that made him so active. Yes – a tin of Heinz would go down well about now. "You're last request human?" smirked the monster. It's seventh arm taunting Goku.
"I am not a human – Will you please deliver this cheque to the Christian Society of Bible Reading?"
"MOM! MOM!" screamed young Gohan. Looking at his father who lay motionless on the bed. A belt tied round his write arm. A needle sticking out of his vein. "He's been at the heroine again!"