40 things Naruto Must Not Do

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Lol. Purely Humorous. This is credited to the indifferent child of earth. this is an idea spun off her story 51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do. One of the FUNNIEST stories I've ever read. I can only try to do that story justice with this one. Enjoy!

:EDIT: If you have a flame about the story, then please, gladly post it up. But, if you so against my "Naruto Bashing" then I'll gladly put up a fic about Sakura, or Sasuke, or Kakashi. This fic is made to be HUMOROUS. Not to bash Naruto. I love Naruto actually. ^^ He's one of my favorite characters. And I take offense to a couple things you've said about it.

See I'd say this to you in a response to your review… but you're anonymous… which means you're chicken. :] sorry but it's true. So… any votes for fics about the other characters? I'm just DYING to do one about Sasuke and his "Emoness!" xD :EDIT:

1. Must not pour Ramen in Sakura's sandal boots.

2. Must not poke Sakura asking if she has been taken over by Ino.

3. Must not ask if Sakura and Ino have "made out" yet.

4. Then say he meant "made up"

5. Must not steal all Kakashi's headbands in his sleep.

6. Must not transform as a girl and apply for the nearest brothel.

7. Then transform back as he gets a customer and announce that this will now be party time.

8. Then multiply himself and announce that yes, this is the party.

9. Must not transform all the town's food into Ramen.

10. Must not attempt to grow Ramen.

11. Must not transform as Kakashi and attempt to make out with Iruka.

12. Then claim he has loved him since birth.

13. Then claim Itachi has graciously agreed to marry them.

14. Must not transform as Yondaime and announce that, "Muahh hahahaha. I AM BACK!" to the village.

15. Naruto Must Not Transform as ANY Person actually.

16. Must not claim Gaara as his "brotha from another motha!"

17. Nor any other villager.

18. Must not buy a fox and claim that he had it with Sasuke before he left.

19. Then announce that, his bad, he had it with Iruka.

20. Must not wear a sash and announce that he "is the king of Ramen land!"

21. Nor that he is the King of any land.

22. Must not pout and whimper at people outside the Ramen shop to give him free Ramen.

23. Must not wear the uniform Guy gave him.

24. Must admit that it is just… wrong to wear the uniform.

25. Must not follow Shikamaru around and copy everything he does.

26. Then yell at him when he realizes that Shikamaru merely lays around all day.

27. Must not transform as a female dog and attempt to mate with Akamaru.

28. Must admit that it is WRONG to do that.

29. Must not attempt to have an "emo day" like Sasuke.

30. Must not dye Sakura's hair blonde

31. Must not then dye Ino's hair pink

32. Then announce that the two have switched bodies.

33. Must not feed Shizune's pig bacon.

34. OR SAUSAGE.

35. Must admit that it is just WRONG to do so

36. Must not ask Sai if he is going to the gay bar.

37. Or if he is going to ask Sasuke and Lee to go with him.

38. In fact, he must not ask Sai anything.

39. Or any other Village Member.

40. In fact, Naruto. Must. Not. Do. Anything!

Sakura turned to Kakashi and Sasuke. "Do you think this list is pretty good?" Kakashi nodded while Sasuke scoffed. "He's just gonna find a hundred more things to annoy us with… you two both realize that right?"

Sakura looked like she was about to cry. "I know that! But at least this list get's rid of forty things he can never do to us again. Sasuke nodded. "True… true…"

Kandierain751: xD xD xD I totally give complete credit to the indifferent child of earth for this. I love doing this! xD xD

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