It was the first time that this group had come together peacefully. Ice King, Finn, Jake, Princess Bubblegum, Marceline, LSP, and Doctor Princess were all together in one place. Doctor Princess had gathered this oddly grouped bunch do perform medical check-ups on them. It was something she felt the need to do because either they didn't visit her or their visits weren't often. As a doctor, she really did care about their health.
She started off the meeting by handing them each medical forms to fill out. "Fill these out as best as you can. When I call you, we'll go into the backroom and conduct a physical." She said then went to sit behind her desk and watch them work. They were at her office for today.
"I'm a thousand years old, half-vampire, and half-demon. I do not need this," grumbled Marceline. She only showed up because Finn hounded her into coming. Really the goody two-shoes should leave her out of his righteous acts sometimes.
The rest were concentrating on their forms. LSP had one palm up in the air while she worked; Princess Bubblegum was staring hard at a question through her large, geeky glasses; it was obvious that Finn didn't know the answer to any question so he just sat there staring at the paper; Jake was halfway done.
The Ice King was the only one who hadn't even attempted to complete the form. He thought that picking his nose was more important. That is where things started going south for everyone. The moment he had dug some of his snot out of his nose is the same moment Marceline decided to look up.
The calm quietness of the room was broken by her laughter. "What happened?" Asked Finn as he and the rest were left confused.
"Ice King, that was disgusting. LSP, let's go wash your hands," said Doctor Princess. She led LSP out of the room.
"Marceline, what happened? Why are you laughing?" Asked Bubblegum.
Marceline was the only one who had saw everything. She tried to get control of her laughter to let them in on it, but she was failing miserably. With some more effort, she managed to tell them just what happened.
"Ha ha…Ice King was picking his nose. So he got the snot out and, ha ha, rolled it up. Then he flicked it," she giggled, "and it landed in LSP's hand. Her face….when she saw what it was…."
Marceline couldn't finish because she broke down in more laughter. As she was letting the others know what was going on, the expressions on their faces turned into pure disgust. This was too good. She was going to thank Finn for forcing her to come after this.
"It's not my fault she was in front of me when I flicked it," Ice King said.
"Dude, that's just nasty," Jake replied. He was sitting to the left of the Ice King and slid his chair away from him.
This actually happened when I was in History Class last semester. The one who flicked the snot was a girl. The one who caught the snot was a girl. The one who saw it all was a girl. The one who moved her chair away from them was me. I was sitting right next to it all and somehow did not end up involved. When it happened, everyone thought it was disgusting, but now that I look back on it, that had to be the funniest thing that happened in that boring class.