This is, well, the result of being bored in English class and just having watched Kyou Kara Maou the previous weekend. This is a Kyou Kara Maou fic where my friend and I inserted ourselves into the story. No, we are not trying to steal any of the characters away for ourselves (Yuuri and Wolfram belong together damnit!), nor are we trying to change any plots. We mearly speculated what damage would be cause if there were KKM fangirls in the story. That led to realizing that we are KKM fangirls, and then replacing random fangirls with the two of us.

So let's see ... Kyou Kara Maou + being bored in English + two friends that are KKM fangirls + total random ideas ... equals ... hmmm ... oh yeah ... I KKM CRACK FIC!!!!! WHOOOT :does dance:

Disclaimer - If I owned Kyou Kara Maou, Yuuri and Wolfram would already be married and be making out every chance they got. And since they aren't and don't the obvious conclusion is that I don't own Kyou Kara Maou. Kapeesh?

"Yuuri!"

Wolfram stalked into the garden. He pulled Yuuri out from behind the statue he was attempting to hide behind.

"You cheater! You gave a girl a flower yesterday! How could you?!"

Yuuri was valiantly trying to escape Wolfram's hold on his ear. "She was a little girl! I was only thanking her for her help!"

"You're a cheater! Admit it!"

"She was five years old!"

The argument went on like that for sometime, causing a group to gather at the edge of the garden. Yozak and Conrad were trying not to laugh and give away the audience. This was complicated somewhat since they had to also restrain Günter from going to help 'His Majesty'.

The former Demon Queen Cheri was covering her mouth to hide her giggles. Her eldest son Gwendel's face was as stern as ever. His fingers were twitching though.

The other two girls in the group stated squealing. The noise was so high pitched that all other audience members flinched. The two in the garden looked up as well.

The two fangirls started jumping up and down in the typical fangirl way – arms waving, eyes shut with hearts and stars floating around their heads.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! They're so CUUUUUUUUUTE!!!"

The rest of the audience was slowly backing away from the girls afraid that what ever the sickness they had was going to be transferred to them. They didn't have to worry long seeing as the two jumped down to the ground and raced over towards the fiancés in the garden.

You could near see the evil grins in the fangirls minds and hear the words 'Commence with operation evil fangirl!'

They were silent causing all to shift nervously.

"Eeee! He so cute!" Both girls glomped Yuuri.

They held on until Wolfram was about to blow his top. Then they let go. But they weren't done yet.

" 'Kay, hun, see you later. Here's where to find me." One of the girls handed Yuuri a slip of paper and kissed him on the cheek. Then she waltzed over to the back of the garden.

"Ditto for me. My place of residence … and name. Love ya!" Kissing both cheeks she skipped over to join her friend.

Yuuri was bright red from the kisses. Wolfram was shaking. The audience was shocked.

The two girls laughed evilly "Muhahahahahahahaha! We are the evil fangirls of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM! And now we will …. Run away!"

Using their terrifying-non-existent-ninja-powers-of-doom they jumped over the wall and went to spend the next five hours chasing each other over rooftops by playing Happy Ninja Tag.

Silence.

"Yuuri …"

"He... Hey Wolf. …"

It ended with Wolfram dragging Yuuri out of the garden by his ear.

The two slips of paper were forgotten on the ground. They read 'Doom sister Emi – Relentless drawer of fanarts' and 'Doom sister Bara – Evil twister of characters in fanfictions'.

CRAAAAAAAAAAACK!!! Poor Yuuri. He didn't really do anything.

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