Disclaimer: Naruto belongs only to Kishimoto-san.
A/N: Credit where it's due and all, long ago (as in years), I've read something called "An Alphabet of British Wizards". It was a Harry Potter fanfic that made me love the idea of an alphabetical poem ever since. I tried to find it to link it here, I did, ok, but just wasn't able to anymore. Anyways, here is my attempted Naruto version!
Hope you like it! ^^
Edit: Now also Bleach version here: /s/11566555/1/Alphabet-of-Heroes-v2
Doctor Who: /s/12954215/1/Alphabet-of-Heroes-v3
MCU: /s/12965793/1/Alphabet-of-Heroes-v4
Alphabet of Heroes
A is for Asuma, he knew who's the King.
B is for Bee, who always sings.
C is for Chōji, the nicest guy,
And D is for Danzō, for whom nobody cried.
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E is for Ebisu, who fought with Pain.
F for Fukasaku, who did the same.
G is for Gaara, used to make rains of blood,
And H is for Hinata, she's got heart of gold.
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I is for Itachi, sacrificed his life.
J for Jiraiya, who believed in signs.
K is for Konan, she joined Naruto club,
And L is for Lee, who never gives up.
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M is for Madara, a legend that fade.
N for Neji, who won with fate.
O is for Oro, beloved snaky bastard,
And P is for Pain, a battle master.
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R is for Rin, so cute when she smiles.
S for Shikamaru, the genius one.
T is for Tobi, he's a good boy,
And U is for the Uchihas, can't distinguish hate from joy.
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W is for Waraji, who nobody remembers.
Y for Yamato – you'd better surrender!
Z is for Zabuza, he knew what really matters,
And hugs are for you all, 'cause I'm out of letters.