Yusei foodoh was sittin out in the moonlight with his duelrunner, lookign out at this moon like "wow….i wanna get laid"
kiryu falls off of the moon because he chills there sometimes? and yeah he fell on yusei and was like "hey…yusei…wanna…sex me up?!"
but yuSEI was having non o that homogayness and push him off with his hair things. "NO THIS IS NOT THE TIME KYURIKUKUKOO"
Kiryu slithers away whilst blowing a kazoo, wishing it was yuseis dick
yusei think long and hard like a penis that was not his because his noodle is literally a sour gummy worm. What women would WANT gummyworm? then IDEA he would go get aki.
He walk up to national house of beefy lesbians "um…hello?"
carly come out with a spikey strap on "oh helLO yuseei. You finally got that sex change huh? good on ya!"
yusei: "what no uhm cARLY WHY are you LESBIAN? I thought you wanted to get jackhammered by jacks hammer"
carly: "its called BISEXUEALALITALY?! rACIST"
carlys strap on was right in front of yuseis face and he was beginning to becaome realy uncomfprtable so he just sorta walked around iT and stepped into the national house of beefy lesbiabs
sherry was theer on a stripper pole because shes fucking named after a alcoholic beverage ofcOAURSe shes gonna be a stripper
anyway she was stripping and aki was there with her HUGE TITS sitting like a pimp and making it rain on sherry
yusei: "aki….i need….to put my peen in yur vagina hole. Its very important,"
aki stood up and in the proces her boobs sorta punched yusei in the face like a lot? idk man psychic dueling powers man
he was knocked back by the knockers and carly was fucking that blUNETTE bitch makage with that strapon
makage: "oooHHOHOhh jack atlas! your cockadoodle is tickeling my small intestines!"
carly:"OOohoh yeAHAHH! jack your booty is so rOCkiN!"
yusei: "what in the fuck"
he gets on his duelrunner with an erection and drives off into the sunset even though the moon was just outside and hes hit by a car. Hes okay but HIS DUEL RINNER DAED. he cry but his dick is still hard. Will he ever get it in?