This is loosely based on "The Blair Witch Project"
I do not own The Blair witch Project.
If I did, I would have never, EVER allowed the second squeal to happen.
I am making no money off if this. ^_^()
Anyway, Pixie-Girl, Kilt-Man and Bazooka-Dude are mine, hands off.
/battles girls and boys away from Kilt-Man./
Oh yeah, all flames I get will be giggled at and poked to death ^_^v
Enjoy!
The Cactus of DOOM!
In the year 199x,
In the middle of the forest,
Right next to a very suspicious Stick-man wearing a Hula-Skirt.
They, the all mighty 'They', found a small box containing a pair of tiny speed-dos,
A weird glowing ring with odd letters on it and finally a small video tape.
This is what took place on the tape:
"HELLO!" shrieked a girl in her early to mid-twenties.
"Today is the day we go to some small village, then to some creepy forest where we'll die some horrible death".
Clasping her hands together, she bounced around as if a living embodiment of a deranged pixie stick.
Later that day...
"Today, we are going to meet up with the cameraman and the man who holds the squirming chipmunk. Ohhhh!" she squealed, "here he comes now!" he walked outside the house, wearing a kilt and combat-boots but strangely, nothing else.
Jumping up and down she squealed at him.
"Oh it's soooooooo nice to meet you! I hope we have a wonderful time!"
He nodded verrrrry slowly.
Next house....
Pixie-girl and Kilt-man stared in amazement as some guy was trying to drag out of his house, a Bazooka, an AK-47 and a cactus. Yes, a Cactus. The Cactus of DOOOOOOM!
Pixie-girl, Kilt-man and Bazooka dude went on their way.
They went to the village;
got lost in the woods;
Kilt-Man and Bazooka-dude fell in love and ran away. Far away.
Pixie-girl gave the Blair Witch quick acting Diabetes.
All was calm in the world.
The end! ^__^V
Please don't flame me ^__^;;;;;;
Enjoy!
The Cactus of DOOM!
In the year 199x,
In the middle of the forest,
Right next to a very suspicious Stick-man wearing a Hula-Skirt.
They, the all mighty 'They', found a small box containing a pair of tiny speed-dos,
A weird glowing ring with odd letters on it and finally a small video tape.
This is what took place on the tape:
"HELLO!" shrieked a girl in her early to mid-twenties.
"Today is the day we go to some small village, then to some creepy forest where we'll die some horrible death".
Clasping her hands together, she bounced around as if a living embodiment of a deranged pixie stick.
Later that day...
"Today, we are going to meet up with the cameraman and the man who holds the squirming chipmunk. Ohhhh!" she squealed, "here he comes now!" he walked outside the house, wearing a kilt and combat-boots but strangely, nothing else.
Jumping up and down she squealed at him.
"Oh it's soooooooo nice to meet you! I hope we have a wonderful time!"
He nodded verrrrry slowly.
Next house....
Pixie-girl and Kilt-man stared in amazement as some guy was trying to drag out of his house, a Bazooka, an AK-47 and a cactus. Yes, a Cactus. The Cactus of DOOOOOOM!
Pixie-girl, Kilt-man and Bazooka dude went on their way.
They went to the village;
got lost in the woods;
Kilt-Man and Bazooka-dude fell in love and ran away. Far away.
Pixie-girl gave the Blair Witch quick acting Diabetes.
All was calm in the world.
The end! ^__^V
Please don't flame me ^__^;;;;;;