Yugito: and welcome to the one place where you get to meet your favorite anime characters
Yugito: and welcome to the one place where you get to meet your favorite anime characters
Yugito: and for today's treat we bring you Itachi Uchiha
(Crowd cheering)
Yugito: so Itachi ….. How are you
Itachi: sniff I need my kisame
Yugito: um… Itachi are you ok?
Itachi: no sniff im sad
Yugito: well do u need a glass of water or something
Itachi: I would like a glass of KILL SASUKE … apple juice
Yugito: ok…well… so Itachi what can you tell us about the future of naruto the series
Itachi: I will kill naruto
Yugito: um are u allowed to tell us this I mean…
Itachi: it's a plot twist…sorta thing
Yugito: you wrote it didn't you?
(crowd laughing)
Itachi: would you happen to have a hair brush?
Yugito: um... no why your hair looks great
Itachi: I need to brush my chest hair
Yugito: why
Itachi: well you instead you could watch me pleasure myself to-
Yugito: and moving on… so Itachi what are some things that you like
Itachi: Well… recently I have had a real obsession with markers
Yugito: please…please don't tell me you sniff them
Itachi: inhales deeply oh that's a good hit
Yugito: um Itachi you're getting to close here, personal space
Itachi: you want some of these markers don't you!
Yugito: no I mean I don't want to-
Itachi: You want me to destroy humanity don't you?
Yugito: no I mean of course not
Itachi: yes you do your blonde
Yugito: no it doesn't have to do with-
Itachi: you want me to destroy all wh-
(Smack/thud)
Pein: I got him I got him
Yugito: wait what did you hit him with, it's not deadly right?
Pein: um… I hope not I mean
Yugito: well can't you like
Pein: wait hol- shut up woman let me check
Pein: um… it was a rhino tranquilizer
Yugito: omg we killed him
Pein: nobody has to know
Yugito: what do you mean we have a whole studio full of people?
Pein: I'll take care of them
Yugito: wait what… you mean the whole audience
Pein: EVERY…SINGLE…ONE
Yugito: wait what... No you don't need to kill them I mean
(Gun click)
Pein: prepare to die bitches!!
Yugito: no wait you don't need to
Itachi: wait what im not dead im just sleepy
Yugito: Itachi!!... help please
(Gun shots, explosions)
Yugito:crying
Itachi:crying I need my kisame
Itachi:sniff sniff I smell the kyuubi
(loud roar)
Yugito: oh my goooooodddddd
(loud roar)
Yugito: cant we just cut to commercial
Itachi: I must kill the kyuubi
(Loud growl)
Itachi: kyuubi I will kill you and I will rip out your-
(Background Music)
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Announcer: and now back to our feature presentation
Itachi: I don't know why you had to tie me up
Yugito: well u mowed down the whole first row then everyone left
Itachi: well the straight jacket is a bit much don't you think
Yugito: no!!
Itachi: sobbing
Yugito: well that's it for today
Itachi: no!! no it isn't
Yugito: hey! Let go of the microphone.slap
Yugito: as I was saying
(Background: get stoned)
Yugito: join us next time and we will interview someone who isn't homicidal
(ending music starts to play)
Itachi: can I please have a glass of kill sasuke please…let me get 10 glass full
The end