Phineas and Ferb Save the Disneyverse – Chapter 1: Maleficent Strikes Again!

A/N: OK firstly I'd like to say that I have never written a story like this, ever. Gosh, I've never written anything that crosses over more than two stories. Even still, I've got a good feeling about this one. So pull up a chair (though if you're reading this you're probably already sitting in one), relax and prepare to read my very first Disney mega-crossover story! Please enjoy!

PS. Despite primarily being a crossover between Descendants and Phineas and Ferb, this story will feature lots of characters from MANY Disney movies. Also, this story is only a sneak peak to get my readers excited about it, and I will publish more chapters after I complete my current fanfiction story, "Jurassic World: War of the Ages".

Disclaimer: Most of the characters in this story belong to the Disney company, except for the ones I have made up.

As known to all by now, the United States of Auradon came into existence 20 years prior when King Beast forwent going on a honeymoon with Queen Belle is favor of uniting all of the surrounding kingdoms. All the villains were rounded up and sent to an island prison called the Isle of the Lost, a place with a magic barrier to keep the villains trapped there. This all changed with the recent arrival of four descendants of the most evil villains – Evil Queen, Jafar, Cruella De Ville and Maleficent – upon Ben's first proclamation that they should be given a chance at a normal life. Maleficent tried to use this opportunity to snag the Fairy Godmother's wand and gain domination over the world, but this plot was rendered defunct by her daughter, Mal. After loosing her power once again, she was Maleficent was shrunken to the size of the love in her heart – a purple lizard and she was arrested. No one knew what became of her...well, almost no one.

Gilbert the guard definitely knew where Maleficent was being kept. He'd been standing in front of her cell, motionless, just like he'd been doing for the past three hours. He was standing in the depths of Auradon Prison, a powerful fortress located several miles away from the rest of the settlements in Auradon's kingdom. It was said to be one of the most fortified prisons in all of the United States of Auradon, complete with a moat, 50 guards and an electric fence around the moat. Gilbert's eyes started to get heavy.

"Gilbert!" his fellow guard Geyser yelled. "Wake up, bro!"

"Huh? What? Was I falling asleep again?"

Geyser sighed. "Yes, yes you were. How late were you up last night?"

Gilbert blushed. "Um...I was out of bed until midnight."

"And then what were you doing after you got into bed?"

"Alright! Alright! I admit it! I was watching cat videos again!"

"Gilbert!" Geyser said. "How can you expect to be up till four o' clock in the morning and stay alert and wide awake?"

"Dude, you make it sound like we're guarding the worst villain ever to exist."

"We are!"

"We would be, if she were in her normal form. Right now, she's a gecko. And don't you remember what Fairy Godmother said? She'll get bigger when she gets more love in her heart or something. So I figure, if she gets bigger we still won't have to worry about her."

Geyser and Gilbert looked back at the cell where they were keeping Maleficent. This evil mistress – now in her lizard form – was trapped inside a plexiglass cell as she sat underneath a beam of light coming from the glass skylight above her. She was motionless, absorbing the sun's heat.

"See?" Gilbert argued. "She's not going anywhere."

Just then, the doors to the room opened as another guard led Melvin the mail carrier inside.

"Hello, Mel," Gilbert greeted. "What have you got for us today?"

"Well," Melvin opened his mail sack. "Let's see. I've got a letter from...Catherine Otis."

"My grandmother," Geyser said. "I'll take that." Melvin handed him the letter, which Melvin quickly opened. He chuckled at the content.

"Who still gives out letters?" Gilbert asked. "It's the 21st century."

"Hey, this is my grandmother we're talking about."

"Oh, the one with a gazillion cats?"

"Yep, that's the one."

Melvin held up another letter. "I was just handed this one."

"Who's it from?" Geyser asked.

"Not sure. Uh...yeah I can't pronounce the last name. The guy who gave it to me looked like he was some kind of pharmacist. It's for...the captive."

Maleficent perked up, cocking her head to the side.

"I'll give it to her," Geyser said. He took the letter and dropped it down a letter-shoot that dropped the letter right down into Maleficent's cell. The lizard used her claws to open the envelope and she pulled out its contents with her mouth before beginning to read.

"Well, I'll be on my way," Melvin said.

"Nice seeing you," Gilbert told him.

After the third guard escorted Melvin out, Gilbert took a deep breath. He looked at his watch and scowled – he still had another two hours until his shift was over. He leaned his rifle against the wall and stretched.

"You're still bored, aren't you?" Geyser asked.

"How could I not be!? I wish something exciting would happen around here. All we do for five hours straight is stand here and babysit a harmless, little gecko. I tell ya, being a guard is nothing like it was in the old days. Any day, you might be fending off rival kingdoms, searching the countryside for an escaped prisoner or off killing a dragon. That's why I signed up for this job! But no! What am I doing instead? I'm standing here for five hours straight watching a dumb liz–"

Suddenly, the entire prison began to tremble and rumble. Dust was kicked up by the tremor as screams sounded from guards situated outside the room. Books and candles fell from the shelves on the wall onto the cobblestone floor.

"What's happening?!" Gilbert asked.

"See what you've done!" Geyser exclaimed. "You jinxed us!"

Then, something large crashed into the prison through the wall. Geyser and Gilbert cowered in fear as an oversized humanoid robot stepped into the room.

"Hi, I'm Norm!" the robot said. From behind the robot, a tall slender man with a pointy nose, brown hair wearing a black turtleneck sweater, a long, thin white lab coat and green slacks (and a noticeable slouch) entered the room pushing a large contraption on wheels that resembled a ray gun.

(Doofenshmirtz breaking into Auradon Prison!)

"Norm!" Doofenshmirtz said, "you're supposed to sound menacing. How are we supposed to break into a heavily-certified prison without at least trying to look intimidating."

"Sorry, sir."

"W-who a-are...are y-y-you?" Geyser asked.

"Glad you asked! I am your worst nightmare! The evil Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz! Dun, dun, dun!"

"So you're a pharmacist?" Gilbert inquired.

Doofenshmirtz sighed. "That figures. No matter what country, state, kingdom or dimension I go to, everyone seems to naturally assume I'm a pharmacist."

"I think it's the lab coat," Gilbert offered, still shaking out of fear.

"Other people wear lab coats, you know. Like geneticists! Geneticists wear lab coats!"

"Are...are you a geneticist then?" Gilbert asked, hoping to get on Doofenshmirtz's good side.

"No. I happen to be the most evil of all scientists!" Maleficent hissed from inside her cell. "Alright, alright. We're working on it. Norm, would you mind breaking her out."

"Okie dokey, sir." Norm punched though the plexiglass, creating a hole so Maleficent could climb out.

"Good," Doofenshmirtz said. He turned to the guards. "Oh! I almost forgot! Say cheese...no, say almond brittle!"

"Almond brittle?" Gilbert asked.

Geyser gasped as Doofenshmirtz pointed his contraption towards them. "Wait! Not us–"

Doofenshmirtz pressed the button and Geyser and Gilbert froze in place. "Say hello to my Freeze-inator! With this machine, I have frozen all of the guards around Auradon Prison in place. Now all we have to do is waltz Maleficent out of here and we'll be on our way. Norm, hand me my Restore-inator." Norm handed him a handheld ray gun and he shot Maleficent with it.

Within seconds, the little gecko became enveloped in purple smoke as she grew in size. In seconds she was transformed into a tall slender woman with yellow eyes, a black and purple cloak and a black-horned headdress: this was Maleficent – the mistress of all evil.

"Ah ha ha ha!" Maleficent laughed evilly. "It's good to be back."

"Yeah sorry it took us so long to get here. First there was traffic, and then I had to get the Freeze-inator into the portal and...uh...yeah that's pretty much it. Oh, and I brought your scepter."

She held the scepter in her hands. "Excellent. I was wondering when your letter would arrive."

Geyser gasped, or at least he would have if he wasn't frozen in place. That must be why she's been getting letters every couple of days, he thought, I knew we should have started checking those!

"Did you find where the Magic Mirror is located?"

"Well, not exactly. I mean it's not like anybody's just gonna tell me where it is."

Maleficent turned to the guards. "Unfreeze one of them."

"Uh, you sure that's a good idea? Usually when I trap my nemesis, Perry the platypus, I have just enough time to explain my evil plan before he gets himself free so–"

Maleficent rolled her eyes. "Just do it."

"Fine, I'll do it. No need to get grumpy." Doofenshmirtz pressed the appropriate button on the Freeze-inator and Geyser unfroze. Geyser rubbed his head, still woozy from his previous experience.

Maleficent approached him. "Where is the Evil Queen's Magic Mirror?" Geyser quivered, but he refused to answer. He held his head up, trying to look as steadfast as possible. "Answer me!"

"I...I-I...I'm...I'm not...I'm not telling...y-y-y-you."

Maleficent's eyes glowed a bright green as she lifted her scepter. "You and I both know what I am capable of. If you know what's best for you...you'll tell us where it is this very moment. Or else..."

"Fine, fine, fine!" Geyser exclaimed. "It's in the Museum of Cultural History. Second floor."

"Thank you, Geyser," Maleficent said, sarcastically. "Now that wasn't so hard, was it? Ha ha ha ha! Let's go Dr. Dolphinnshirts!"

"Uh it's actually Dr. Doof–"

With a wave of her scepter, Maleficent formed a large purple cloud that enveloped them before shooting out of the room. The entire room was now empty. Geyser was so shaken that for several moments, he didn't move. Gilbert was definitely not moving, as he was still frozen.

"She's going to the cultural history museum," Geyser said. "I have to get there first!"

Unable to move his mouth, Gilbert grunted as he tried to speak.

"What's that, buddy?"

"Geh hairy hohhohher."

Geyser winced. "Sorry, I can't understand what your saying."

"Geh gerry gohhohher."

"Gerry Goh-hohher...Gerry Goh-hohher...wait! I've got it! Fairy Godmother! I'm on my way!"

Geyser grabbed his cellphone and tried to call Fairy Godmother. Unfortunately, he got a busy signal, so he tried the museum, but still got a busy signal. "Figures." So he rushed out of the prison through the hole Norm created, across the bridge, and across the land between the prison and Auradon Prep, where the museum was located.

Finally reaching the museum, he went to the front desk. "Where is Fairy Godmother?"

"She's on the second floor with a new museum attendant," the male attendant at the desk said. "Why? What's wrong?"

"Sound the alarm! Maleficent's on her way over here!"

"That's impossible! She's a tiny gecko!"

"We didn't count on some robot-man and a pharmacist breaking her out!"

With that, Geyser continued on his way upstairs until he found Fairy Godmother giving a new female museum attendant a tour of the establishment. At the moment, she was showing the new employee a taxidermy model of Scar the lion.

"And this is Scar," Fairy Godmother said. "He was very difficult to stitch back together because the hyenas had eaten a large part of–"

"Fairy Godmother!" Geyser shouted. "Fairy Godmother!"

"Oh my!" she exclaimed. "What is is, Geyser?"

"She's escaped!"

"Maleficent's escaped? How did that happen?"

"Some robot-man and a pharmacist came and–"

Just then, a window broke into little pieces of glass as purple smoke entered the museum's second floor. As the smoke cleared, Maleficent, Doofenshmirtz and Norm appeared in the haze.

"Hi, I'm Norm!" Norm announced.

"You ruined my entrance," Maleficent scolded.

"Sorry. I was getting a little overexcited."

"Maleficent!" Fairy Godmother exclaimed. "What are you doing here?"

"Well you know staying in that cell is so unexciting, so I figured why not spice things up a little bit?" She looked around the room until she saw what she was looking for – a magic mirror complete for all but one piece. "There it is! Robot man, grab that mirror!"

"Okie dokey!" Norm complied.

"And you," she said to Fairy Godmother, "stay back!"

"Wait! Don't grab that!" Fairy Godmother cried.

Norm placed his hands on the sides of the mirror's stand and tried to lift it, but it was stuck to the floor. He pulled harder.

"No! I mean stop! If you keep pulling it will–"

The moment the mirror was disconnected from the floor, the glass shook in the mirror as it gave off a bright glow. With a loud CRACK! it broke apart from the frame into six pieces that spun higher and higher into the air!

"Whoops!" Norm said, still holding the mirror frame.

"Don't just stand there, you fool! Catch those pieces!"

"I'm on it!" Doofenshmirtz said. He leaped into the air and grabbed one of the pieces as the other five began to swirl into a glowing cyclone of energy before coating the room in a blinding bright light.

When the light vanished, so had the other pieces.

"Look what you've done!" Fairy Godmother exclaimed.

"We'll just have to get those other pieces back then, won't we?" Maleficent snickered.

At that moment, dozens of guards rushed into the museum's second floor, holding guns at the ready as they surrounded Maleficent, Doofenshmirtz and Norm.

"Put your hands up!" one of the guards shouted.

Doofenshmirtz and Norm complied, but Maleficent laughed it off. Holding her scepter up, she exclaimed, "Stand back, you fools! Hahahaha!" With a swipe of her scepter, Maleficent created another purple cloud and she, Doofenshmirtz and Norm disappeared in the blink of an eye. Everyone in the museum stood in silence, still in shock from what had taken place.

"Why would she want that mirror?" Geyser asked.

"I can only speculate," Fairy Godmother said. "But there is one thing I do know: that woman is up to no good."

A/N: Well, that's the first chapter of "Phineas and Ferb Save the Disneyverse"! (Don't worry, Phineas and Ferb will be showing up real soon) So how did y'all like the first chapter of this story? Please let me know in the review section below. Remember, this chapter is a "pilot chapter" if you will, and I'll be publishing the next chapter after I complete the other story I'm working on. So if you want to read it as soon as it's published, please follow and favorite it! And until next time, carpe diem!