OMG!HAMSTERS ROCK!
This story is in "play" format.Please,reframe from getting confused.
Government Agent: Mr.President,we are ordering the pizza.
President: Excellent work,Mr. "The author is afraid he'll use a real agent's name and get shot."
Government Agent: No problem,but please,call me, "The".
Pizza man: Hello.This is Pizza Hut.
Government Agent: OMG!It's a terrorist!Or a Pizza Hut employee,it's kinda hard to tell.
Pizza man: Say goodbye to your country,you American infadel!
Government Agent: No,this is the president's country.
Pizza man: Put me on the phone with him!
'Hands phone to president'
President: Now listen close,and listen good,you terrorist scum!I want a large pepporoni pizza with olives,extra mushrooms,and don't forget the breadsticks this time!
Pizza man: If you don't get it before your country blows up,it's free!
'America blows up,leaving behind a lifeless wasteland'
Pizza man: Ah,man,not again!That's the sixth time this week!I'll never get that Mustang I want!
'Lays pizza next to lifeless corpse'
Pizza man:Well…bye…HAH!Too slow!I got your wallet!
Manager: Give it back!
Pizza man:But I-
Manager: Don't make me blow up ANOTHER car!
Pizza man: Okay,FINE!
Manager: Eh,I'll blow it up,anyway!
'Beep'
Manager: Oooops…I forgot…
Pizza man: What?
Manager: The bomb is on the delivery car!
Pizza man: Muhhamad,help us!
Muhhamad Ali: Yo!
'BOOM!'
RM:Soon,episode 2 will come,and then the apocalypse will arrive…NEXT EPISODE: What happens when Bill Gates trys to discover the secret recipe for Taco Bell's Taco Bell Grande'?Only time will tell.A shout out to:Anyone who leaves a review.If ya do,you'll be mentioned in the next one.Until then,you can all burn in Hell,Michigan!(An actual place)