Pink sweaters, Opera, and Make-up!
Disclaimer - I do not own any POTO or Sherlock Holmes characters, if I did I'd be a very happy person, but since I don't I'm not that happy. But since I got the idea for this story I've been happy enough ^_^ R&R si vous plait! By the way, the Italian words are BAD so please just guess what they mean; don't actually attempt to find out. Thanks. Oh, one more thing, this is a mini-story off of Miss Literary Pageant 2003, so you may want to read that before this, or just smile and nod as you read along, I just took Erica and Jessica from that story so if you want to get to know them read that story.. ^_~
(Sherlock, Watson, Jessica, Erica, Stephanie, Erik, Christine, Raoul, and Julia are all at Jessica's house for Christmas, it's a week before Christmas and everyone is doing last minute Christmas shopping. We first join the girls.)
Erica: I still didn't get Erik a present.
Jessica: Why don't you get him some composition paper?
Erica: Good idea, where's the music store?
Christine: I got Raoul this **Pulls out a pink sweater** do you think he'll like it?
Julia: Duh! But it should have Tinky-Winky on it.
Stephanie: I got Raoul this **Holds up a body bag** just in case. By the way, what did you get for Sherlock Jess?
Jessica: Well, I got him a new magnifying glass and a couple of books.
Julia: You even get each other nerdy presents.
Erica: Let's go to the music store!
(They go to the music store while the guys are on the other side of the mall.)
Raoul: I got Christine this **Holds up a gift certificate to "Victoria's Secret"** I think she'll like it.
Erik: **Stifling laughter** you will too.
Watson: I bought Julia a Barney pocketbook! She'll love it.
Sherlock: **Sarcastically** Of course she will. What do you think I should buy for Jessica?
Erik: Something along the lines of a book.
Sherlock: Good idea Erik.
Raoul: I got that Stephanie person matches, she likes fire, you want to know how I know?
Guys: Not really, no.
Raoul: She tried to light me on fire for some reason. She said something about how I was a 'che cazzo' and a 'strunzi head'. I don't know, Italian is weird.
Sherlock: Never say those words again.
Raoul: Why?
Sherlock: **Whispers what they mean**
Raoul: O_o that's mean.
Watson: **Stupidly** I want a pony.
Raoul: Me too! Let's go get ponies! **They start to run away**
Erik: **Grabs their collars** No! No ponies! **Squirts them with a spray bottle** Bad fops! Very bad fops! **Turns to Sherlock** I always wanted to do that.
Sherlock: Let me try **Takes bottle** Bad dolts! Bad! Ha! This is fun!
Erik: **Snatches back bottle** I'll take that thank you.
(Back with the girls in the music store)
Julia: I found a telletubbie CD! Must buy!
Jessica: I found Bach's complete works on CD! Must buy!
Julia: Dork.
Erica: I found the paper. There is sure a lot of it. I wonder if he'll use some of it to write "Don Juan Triumphant." **Sighs**
Christine: **Talking to clerk** Do you have the 'Faust' CD?
Clerk: Uh. what's Faust, a rock band?
Christine: You've never heard of Faust?! You have to be kidding me! I refuse to believe that. Now please tell me where the opera CD's are located.
Clerk: Er. opera?
Christine: **Totally spazzing** YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF OPERA! WHAT KIND OF STORE-PERSON ARE YOU?! YOU DISGUST ME!
Jessica: **Dragging her away** what did I tell you about attacking non- cultured college students?
Christine: Don't do it.
Jessica: Exactly. Now here's the opera music.
Christine: **Grabs Faust CD** Yay! I have Faust on CD!
(They pay. The guys are in a make-up store)
Sherlock: What are we doing in here?
Watson: I need to find that special lip gloss that makes my lips all shiny.
Erik and Sherlock: O_o
Raoul: And my skin is dry, I need moisturizer!
Erik and Sherlock: O_o
Sherlock: You could probably get Christine's present here.
Erik: Yes, I would say so, although I did get her other things as well.
Sherlock: How much did you get her?
Erik: Let's see, a gown, earrings, a regular ring, a necklace, shoes, the Faust CD, and a music box. But I could get her some perfume to go with it all.
Sherlock: That is a lot of money spent on a woman who has a husband.
Erik: Did you ever read the book about me? I still love her no matter what.
Sherlock: Okay?
Watson: **Comes back and looks like Mimi from "The Drew Carrey Show."** Don't I look pretty?
Raoul: **Looks like skinny Mimi** Me too!
Sherlock: You two dolts look horrible get it off.
Erik: **Laughing hysterically** that was the perfect Christmas present.
(The girls walk in)
Girls: O_o
Watson: Don't we look good?
Stephanie: **Rolling on the floor laughing** Ha! You guys look so stupid! You guys too Watson and Raoul.
Erik: **Pulls out Punjab lasso** Must I remind you of the consequences of making a fool of me?
Stephanie: Shutting up.
Erik: **Puts away lasso** that's what I thought.
Julia: I want to play dress-up too! **Goes to put some of the make-up on and comes back looking like a drag queen** I look like a drag queen! Yay!
Everyone else: O_o
Jessica: Let's go back home.
Erica: Yea, let's go.
Stephanie: I want to go to the explosives store. I really need mercury! **Starts to twitch**
Jessica: Oh no you don't. **Leads her away**
Disclaimer - I do not own any POTO or Sherlock Holmes characters, if I did I'd be a very happy person, but since I don't I'm not that happy. But since I got the idea for this story I've been happy enough ^_^ R&R si vous plait! By the way, the Italian words are BAD so please just guess what they mean; don't actually attempt to find out. Thanks. Oh, one more thing, this is a mini-story off of Miss Literary Pageant 2003, so you may want to read that before this, or just smile and nod as you read along, I just took Erica and Jessica from that story so if you want to get to know them read that story.. ^_~
(Sherlock, Watson, Jessica, Erica, Stephanie, Erik, Christine, Raoul, and Julia are all at Jessica's house for Christmas, it's a week before Christmas and everyone is doing last minute Christmas shopping. We first join the girls.)
Erica: I still didn't get Erik a present.
Jessica: Why don't you get him some composition paper?
Erica: Good idea, where's the music store?
Christine: I got Raoul this **Pulls out a pink sweater** do you think he'll like it?
Julia: Duh! But it should have Tinky-Winky on it.
Stephanie: I got Raoul this **Holds up a body bag** just in case. By the way, what did you get for Sherlock Jess?
Jessica: Well, I got him a new magnifying glass and a couple of books.
Julia: You even get each other nerdy presents.
Erica: Let's go to the music store!
(They go to the music store while the guys are on the other side of the mall.)
Raoul: I got Christine this **Holds up a gift certificate to "Victoria's Secret"** I think she'll like it.
Erik: **Stifling laughter** you will too.
Watson: I bought Julia a Barney pocketbook! She'll love it.
Sherlock: **Sarcastically** Of course she will. What do you think I should buy for Jessica?
Erik: Something along the lines of a book.
Sherlock: Good idea Erik.
Raoul: I got that Stephanie person matches, she likes fire, you want to know how I know?
Guys: Not really, no.
Raoul: She tried to light me on fire for some reason. She said something about how I was a 'che cazzo' and a 'strunzi head'. I don't know, Italian is weird.
Sherlock: Never say those words again.
Raoul: Why?
Sherlock: **Whispers what they mean**
Raoul: O_o that's mean.
Watson: **Stupidly** I want a pony.
Raoul: Me too! Let's go get ponies! **They start to run away**
Erik: **Grabs their collars** No! No ponies! **Squirts them with a spray bottle** Bad fops! Very bad fops! **Turns to Sherlock** I always wanted to do that.
Sherlock: Let me try **Takes bottle** Bad dolts! Bad! Ha! This is fun!
Erik: **Snatches back bottle** I'll take that thank you.
(Back with the girls in the music store)
Julia: I found a telletubbie CD! Must buy!
Jessica: I found Bach's complete works on CD! Must buy!
Julia: Dork.
Erica: I found the paper. There is sure a lot of it. I wonder if he'll use some of it to write "Don Juan Triumphant." **Sighs**
Christine: **Talking to clerk** Do you have the 'Faust' CD?
Clerk: Uh. what's Faust, a rock band?
Christine: You've never heard of Faust?! You have to be kidding me! I refuse to believe that. Now please tell me where the opera CD's are located.
Clerk: Er. opera?
Christine: **Totally spazzing** YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF OPERA! WHAT KIND OF STORE-PERSON ARE YOU?! YOU DISGUST ME!
Jessica: **Dragging her away** what did I tell you about attacking non- cultured college students?
Christine: Don't do it.
Jessica: Exactly. Now here's the opera music.
Christine: **Grabs Faust CD** Yay! I have Faust on CD!
(They pay. The guys are in a make-up store)
Sherlock: What are we doing in here?
Watson: I need to find that special lip gloss that makes my lips all shiny.
Erik and Sherlock: O_o
Raoul: And my skin is dry, I need moisturizer!
Erik and Sherlock: O_o
Sherlock: You could probably get Christine's present here.
Erik: Yes, I would say so, although I did get her other things as well.
Sherlock: How much did you get her?
Erik: Let's see, a gown, earrings, a regular ring, a necklace, shoes, the Faust CD, and a music box. But I could get her some perfume to go with it all.
Sherlock: That is a lot of money spent on a woman who has a husband.
Erik: Did you ever read the book about me? I still love her no matter what.
Sherlock: Okay?
Watson: **Comes back and looks like Mimi from "The Drew Carrey Show."** Don't I look pretty?
Raoul: **Looks like skinny Mimi** Me too!
Sherlock: You two dolts look horrible get it off.
Erik: **Laughing hysterically** that was the perfect Christmas present.
(The girls walk in)
Girls: O_o
Watson: Don't we look good?
Stephanie: **Rolling on the floor laughing** Ha! You guys look so stupid! You guys too Watson and Raoul.
Erik: **Pulls out Punjab lasso** Must I remind you of the consequences of making a fool of me?
Stephanie: Shutting up.
Erik: **Puts away lasso** that's what I thought.
Julia: I want to play dress-up too! **Goes to put some of the make-up on and comes back looking like a drag queen** I look like a drag queen! Yay!
Everyone else: O_o
Jessica: Let's go back home.
Erica: Yea, let's go.
Stephanie: I want to go to the explosives store. I really need mercury! **Starts to twitch**
Jessica: Oh no you don't. **Leads her away**