Summary: Harry and his fellow wizards take an Internet survey. Learn things
you didn't know about them in this story filled with laughs.
Author's Note: We do not own any of these characters. They belong to JK Rowling!!
Chapter #1
Harry Potter
Name: Harry Potter
Address: What do you care? Trying to hunt me down? But my relatives live at 4 Privet Drive, and I won't mind if you go murder them for me!!
Age: 16
Parents: Lily and James Potter. even though they're dead! I'll get my revenge Voldemort!! You know I will!!! Muwaahaahaa!!
What school do you go to? Hogwarts, and I am Seeker for the Gryffindor Quidditch team. We are much better than the Slytherins by the way!
House: I just told you, you dolt!
Blood: halfblood, and proud of it!! All that pureblood talk is crap!
Favourite Colour: Gold and Scarlet
What did you last eat? : Um... a Chocolate Frog that I found under my bed
What are you wearing? Err... only my Quidditch boxers
Your siblings and their ages? Oh... yes... I have a brother named Jim-Bob who is 3 even though my parents were murdered when I was 1!!!!!!! (sarcasm)
Pets: An owl named Hedwig and a 3-headed snake that Hagrid gave me for my sweet 16... I'd like to kill it but Hagrid would be upset.... if you have any ways of killing a 3-headed snake and making it look like an accident please tell me.... you do not know how creepy it is to hear those 3 heads arguing, unless you're a Parselmouth, but trust me, you don't want to know
Best Friends: Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger though its soon to be Hermione Weasley.... they were down each other's throats all summer. It was gross... I spent most of my time with Fred and George and Ginny
Do you follow the rules: Hmm. I have a secret map of Hogwarts and an invisibility cloak. Do you seriously think I'm going to stay in bed every night like a good little boy?
What was your first word? Ouch
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Ginny Weasley, since this summer when she broke up with Dean
Do you have a tattoo? Yeah, a Snitch on my left ankle. I got it last summer.
Are you a morning person? Yeah right!
Are you left or right handed? Right
Quick, I've just punched you! What do you do? Pop you in the nose. You better not have liked the shape it was!
What do you do when you're bored? Play Quidditch
Who do you hate the most? Lord Voldemort with Draco Malfoy coming up for a close second.
What do you sleep in? Boxers
What are your best and worst qualities? Best: bravery Worst: stupidity
What is your favourite animal? Thestrals (don't ask)
Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Married to Ginny with 3 kids. I'll be an Auror and a famous Quidditch player.
What's your favourite quote? Weasley is our King! (I'm only joking Ron)
Anything you wish to say before we leave: In the end, I shall murder.
Author's Note: We are reposting this story because fanfiction deleted it. We think it might have been because somebody did an author alert because of the American jokes. We are not mad at you. We are extremely sorry to all of you who were offended. There won't be any more. We also apologize to those of you who have already read our story, because you will have to wait a while before we post new ones. L If for some odd reason you know some of our chapters, please send them to us at our email. We would really appreciate it, and please be patient if you have already read our story. We are going to update as fast as we can!!!! And to all of you who were offended by our Americans jokes, we are open for you to make fun of Canadians with jokes. As long as they're funny, I don't really care. We have a pretty good sense of humor I think.. lol!
Gryffindor Girl
P.S. We will be using the same system as last time. I write a chapter, then Slytherin Girl writes one.
Author's Note: We do not own any of these characters. They belong to JK Rowling!!
Chapter #1
Harry Potter
Name: Harry Potter
Address: What do you care? Trying to hunt me down? But my relatives live at 4 Privet Drive, and I won't mind if you go murder them for me!!
Age: 16
Parents: Lily and James Potter. even though they're dead! I'll get my revenge Voldemort!! You know I will!!! Muwaahaahaa!!
What school do you go to? Hogwarts, and I am Seeker for the Gryffindor Quidditch team. We are much better than the Slytherins by the way!
House: I just told you, you dolt!
Blood: halfblood, and proud of it!! All that pureblood talk is crap!
Favourite Colour: Gold and Scarlet
What did you last eat? : Um... a Chocolate Frog that I found under my bed
What are you wearing? Err... only my Quidditch boxers
Your siblings and their ages? Oh... yes... I have a brother named Jim-Bob who is 3 even though my parents were murdered when I was 1!!!!!!! (sarcasm)
Pets: An owl named Hedwig and a 3-headed snake that Hagrid gave me for my sweet 16... I'd like to kill it but Hagrid would be upset.... if you have any ways of killing a 3-headed snake and making it look like an accident please tell me.... you do not know how creepy it is to hear those 3 heads arguing, unless you're a Parselmouth, but trust me, you don't want to know
Best Friends: Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger though its soon to be Hermione Weasley.... they were down each other's throats all summer. It was gross... I spent most of my time with Fred and George and Ginny
Do you follow the rules: Hmm. I have a secret map of Hogwarts and an invisibility cloak. Do you seriously think I'm going to stay in bed every night like a good little boy?
What was your first word? Ouch
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Ginny Weasley, since this summer when she broke up with Dean
Do you have a tattoo? Yeah, a Snitch on my left ankle. I got it last summer.
Are you a morning person? Yeah right!
Are you left or right handed? Right
Quick, I've just punched you! What do you do? Pop you in the nose. You better not have liked the shape it was!
What do you do when you're bored? Play Quidditch
Who do you hate the most? Lord Voldemort with Draco Malfoy coming up for a close second.
What do you sleep in? Boxers
What are your best and worst qualities? Best: bravery Worst: stupidity
What is your favourite animal? Thestrals (don't ask)
Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Married to Ginny with 3 kids. I'll be an Auror and a famous Quidditch player.
What's your favourite quote? Weasley is our King! (I'm only joking Ron)
Anything you wish to say before we leave: In the end, I shall murder.
Author's Note: We are reposting this story because fanfiction deleted it. We think it might have been because somebody did an author alert because of the American jokes. We are not mad at you. We are extremely sorry to all of you who were offended. There won't be any more. We also apologize to those of you who have already read our story, because you will have to wait a while before we post new ones. L If for some odd reason you know some of our chapters, please send them to us at our email. We would really appreciate it, and please be patient if you have already read our story. We are going to update as fast as we can!!!! And to all of you who were offended by our Americans jokes, we are open for you to make fun of Canadians with jokes. As long as they're funny, I don't really care. We have a pretty good sense of humor I think.. lol!
Gryffindor Girl
P.S. We will be using the same system as last time. I write a chapter, then Slytherin Girl writes one.