Cast of Characters: Me (FekketC) - the insane elf-girl!
Amaya - my best friend and lover of Kurama!
Kurama - no introduction neccessary (unless you came here by accident)
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, or the actually not-bad movie "Space Predator". True Mystery Science Theater 3000 material, but it kept me entertained. And it allowed me to curse you with this fic! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA...
Kurama: Do you think she'll stop laughing?
Me: ...HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA...
Amaya: Not likely. *slaps me* Hurry up and do the fic! Kurama will be in it, right?
Me: Um, well... heh, heh...
Amaya: WHAT?! HOW CAN A FIC NOT HAVE MY KURAMA IN IT?!
Kurama: Now, now, it's alright...
Me: Fine, fine! He'll be in it, but he'll get eaten!
Amaya: Okay!
Kurama: Oro?!
Me and Amaya: On with the fic!
Space Predator
By FekketC (with help from Amaya-chan)
Part 1
January 19, 1988 - Spain releases a satellite into orbit, dubbed 'Project Quixote'. Satellite will use specimens of extra-terrestrial DNA found on the moon (don't ask me) to recreate the aliens, without endangering the people of earth
May 21, 1988 - my idiot ex-boyfreind is born. Screw him. (Amaya: You're getting off-track.
Me: Shut up already.
Kurama: I won't really be eaten, right?
Me: No promises.)
February 14, 1995 - Project Quixote's orbit deteriorates and it crashes in the hills of Spain - two casualties, both bovine - and the experiments are retreived and held in a research center near the crash site.
Caption: Five years later.
~the scene: a dark feild at night. A large cow is walking by, mooing under the full moon. (Get it? Mooing, and the moon? I kill myself. Amaya: Not if I kill you first.)~
~there is a movement (moo-vement? Amaya: Shut up!) in the bushes, and the cow looks up. There is a shrill growling, the sight of fangs dripping with blood, and the cow's terrified moo that is cut off. For a moment only the moon is in view, then suddenly rock music starts to play as the title comes up, "Space Predator". (Amaya: Space Predator? What an idiot!)~
~the scene is now the inside of an RV, the camera set on the dashboard. Through the windsheild we see Yusuke is driving and about to nod off, while Kuwabara, riding shotgun, is jamming to the radio and singing along~
Kuwabara: I LIKE THAT OLD TIME A'ROCK AND ROLL! THE KIND OF MUSIC JUST SOOTHES THE SOUL! I REMINISCE ABOUT THE DAYS OF OLD, WITH THAT OLD TIME A'ROCK AND ROLL!!! Come on, Urameshi, sing along- Yusuke, wake up!
Yusuke: Huh? Wha? Oh, uh, yeah. What time is it?
Kuwabara: *checks his watch* 3 AM.
~the song '3 AM' starts to play on the radio~
Kuwabara: Creepy.
Keiko: *pops up behind them* Hello!
Yusuke: Gah! *almost swerves off the road* Keiko!
Keiko: You guys hungry?
Kuwabara: What's for dinner?
Yusuke: More like breakfast.
Keiko: Hot dog omelets.
Kuwabara: Where are we, anyway?
Yusuke: Um... Dunno.
Kuwabara: *checks the map* Oh, right, Spain. What the hell? Who wants to go to Spain?
Keiko: Ah, Spain, home of the bull fighters, flamenco dancing, and spicy food!
Kuwabara: Oh, I'm going to have gas.
Yukina: *appears behind Keiko, holding a frying pan* I made chili pepper surprise!
Kuwabara: Oh, Yukina! Mm, let me have some of that!
Yusuke: *turns around in his seat* I'll take a little-
Keiko: YUSUKE, LOOK OUT!!!
~Yusuke whirls around in his seat and slams the steering wheel to avoid a wolf standing on the road. For a moment the RV balances on its two right wheels, then rights itself and drives a few more feet. Yusuke slams on the brakes and sends everyone flying. The lights flicker out as everyone gets up~
Yusuke (whispering): What the hell was that?!
Keiko (whispering): It was a wolf!
Kuwabara (whispering): Do you think we hit it?
Kurama (whispering): Maybe I should go check.
Yusuke (whispering): No, stupid, you're not in the story yet!
Kurama (whispering): Oh, right. (Me: Amaya!
Amaya: Kurama did it!)
Keiko (whispering): Come on, Yusuke, go look.
Yusuke (whispering): I'm not going out there!
Kuwabara (whispering): I'm not-
Yukina (whispering): Please, Kazuma?
Kuwabara (whispering): Well, sure!
Yusuke (whispering): Oh, fine. *as he and Kuwabara climb out of the RV* Why are we whispering?
Kuwabara (whispering): I don't know.
~While Yukina and Keiko stay in the RV Yusuke and Kuwabara split up to see if they hit the wolf~
Kuwabara: There aren't any wolves in Spain, right, Urameshi?
~silence~
Kuwabara: Urameshi? Where- *notices something* What the... *kneels down next to the bloody corpse of the wolf* Gross. Well, there's the wolf. But- *jumps to his feet, screaming, when something touches him on the shoulder* AAAAHHHHHHH-
Yusuke: AHHHHHHH-
Both: AAAAAHHHHHH- *stare at each other*
Kuwabara: The wolf's dead. Let's go back to the RV.
Yusuke: Agreed.
~from the wolf's corpse comes a short, low shriek and a spitting sound~
Yusuke: Quickly! *he and Kuwabara run back to the RV and slam the door behind them*
Keiko: Did you find it?
Yusuke: Uh, no, it must've run away. Let's go.
Kuwabara: I'm driving. *starts to get into the driver's seat*
Yukina: Kazuma, your back!
Kuwabara: *rips off his jacket and looks at the back - it's covered in blood*
TO BE CONTIMOOED...
Amaya: What a stupid peice of crap.
Me: You're only saying that because Kurama's not in it.
Amaya: Well, that's one of its many flaws.
Kurama: I don't mind, really!
Amaya: Just a sec, Yoko. Now come on and put him in the story already!
Me: Fine, fine, I've already got a part for him, anyway. He appears in the next chapter, in fact!
Amaya: Hooray! Write it, write it, write it!!!
Me: Sorry, got to go do the dishes. *leaves*
Amaya: WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Kurama: There, there.
Amaya - my best friend and lover of Kurama!
Kurama - no introduction neccessary (unless you came here by accident)
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, or the actually not-bad movie "Space Predator". True Mystery Science Theater 3000 material, but it kept me entertained. And it allowed me to curse you with this fic! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA...
Kurama: Do you think she'll stop laughing?
Me: ...HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA...
Amaya: Not likely. *slaps me* Hurry up and do the fic! Kurama will be in it, right?
Me: Um, well... heh, heh...
Amaya: WHAT?! HOW CAN A FIC NOT HAVE MY KURAMA IN IT?!
Kurama: Now, now, it's alright...
Me: Fine, fine! He'll be in it, but he'll get eaten!
Amaya: Okay!
Kurama: Oro?!
Me and Amaya: On with the fic!
Space Predator
By FekketC (with help from Amaya-chan)
Part 1
January 19, 1988 - Spain releases a satellite into orbit, dubbed 'Project Quixote'. Satellite will use specimens of extra-terrestrial DNA found on the moon (don't ask me) to recreate the aliens, without endangering the people of earth
May 21, 1988 - my idiot ex-boyfreind is born. Screw him. (Amaya: You're getting off-track.
Me: Shut up already.
Kurama: I won't really be eaten, right?
Me: No promises.)
February 14, 1995 - Project Quixote's orbit deteriorates and it crashes in the hills of Spain - two casualties, both bovine - and the experiments are retreived and held in a research center near the crash site.
Caption: Five years later.
~the scene: a dark feild at night. A large cow is walking by, mooing under the full moon. (Get it? Mooing, and the moon? I kill myself. Amaya: Not if I kill you first.)~
~there is a movement (moo-vement? Amaya: Shut up!) in the bushes, and the cow looks up. There is a shrill growling, the sight of fangs dripping with blood, and the cow's terrified moo that is cut off. For a moment only the moon is in view, then suddenly rock music starts to play as the title comes up, "Space Predator". (Amaya: Space Predator? What an idiot!)~
~the scene is now the inside of an RV, the camera set on the dashboard. Through the windsheild we see Yusuke is driving and about to nod off, while Kuwabara, riding shotgun, is jamming to the radio and singing along~
Kuwabara: I LIKE THAT OLD TIME A'ROCK AND ROLL! THE KIND OF MUSIC JUST SOOTHES THE SOUL! I REMINISCE ABOUT THE DAYS OF OLD, WITH THAT OLD TIME A'ROCK AND ROLL!!! Come on, Urameshi, sing along- Yusuke, wake up!
Yusuke: Huh? Wha? Oh, uh, yeah. What time is it?
Kuwabara: *checks his watch* 3 AM.
~the song '3 AM' starts to play on the radio~
Kuwabara: Creepy.
Keiko: *pops up behind them* Hello!
Yusuke: Gah! *almost swerves off the road* Keiko!
Keiko: You guys hungry?
Kuwabara: What's for dinner?
Yusuke: More like breakfast.
Keiko: Hot dog omelets.
Kuwabara: Where are we, anyway?
Yusuke: Um... Dunno.
Kuwabara: *checks the map* Oh, right, Spain. What the hell? Who wants to go to Spain?
Keiko: Ah, Spain, home of the bull fighters, flamenco dancing, and spicy food!
Kuwabara: Oh, I'm going to have gas.
Yukina: *appears behind Keiko, holding a frying pan* I made chili pepper surprise!
Kuwabara: Oh, Yukina! Mm, let me have some of that!
Yusuke: *turns around in his seat* I'll take a little-
Keiko: YUSUKE, LOOK OUT!!!
~Yusuke whirls around in his seat and slams the steering wheel to avoid a wolf standing on the road. For a moment the RV balances on its two right wheels, then rights itself and drives a few more feet. Yusuke slams on the brakes and sends everyone flying. The lights flicker out as everyone gets up~
Yusuke (whispering): What the hell was that?!
Keiko (whispering): It was a wolf!
Kuwabara (whispering): Do you think we hit it?
Kurama (whispering): Maybe I should go check.
Yusuke (whispering): No, stupid, you're not in the story yet!
Kurama (whispering): Oh, right. (Me: Amaya!
Amaya: Kurama did it!)
Keiko (whispering): Come on, Yusuke, go look.
Yusuke (whispering): I'm not going out there!
Kuwabara (whispering): I'm not-
Yukina (whispering): Please, Kazuma?
Kuwabara (whispering): Well, sure!
Yusuke (whispering): Oh, fine. *as he and Kuwabara climb out of the RV* Why are we whispering?
Kuwabara (whispering): I don't know.
~While Yukina and Keiko stay in the RV Yusuke and Kuwabara split up to see if they hit the wolf~
Kuwabara: There aren't any wolves in Spain, right, Urameshi?
~silence~
Kuwabara: Urameshi? Where- *notices something* What the... *kneels down next to the bloody corpse of the wolf* Gross. Well, there's the wolf. But- *jumps to his feet, screaming, when something touches him on the shoulder* AAAAHHHHHHH-
Yusuke: AHHHHHHH-
Both: AAAAAHHHHHH- *stare at each other*
Kuwabara: The wolf's dead. Let's go back to the RV.
Yusuke: Agreed.
~from the wolf's corpse comes a short, low shriek and a spitting sound~
Yusuke: Quickly! *he and Kuwabara run back to the RV and slam the door behind them*
Keiko: Did you find it?
Yusuke: Uh, no, it must've run away. Let's go.
Kuwabara: I'm driving. *starts to get into the driver's seat*
Yukina: Kazuma, your back!
Kuwabara: *rips off his jacket and looks at the back - it's covered in blood*
TO BE CONTIMOOED...
Amaya: What a stupid peice of crap.
Me: You're only saying that because Kurama's not in it.
Amaya: Well, that's one of its many flaws.
Kurama: I don't mind, really!
Amaya: Just a sec, Yoko. Now come on and put him in the story already!
Me: Fine, fine, I've already got a part for him, anyway. He appears in the next chapter, in fact!
Amaya: Hooray! Write it, write it, write it!!!
Me: Sorry, got to go do the dishes. *leaves*
Amaya: WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Kurama: There, there.