Disclaimer: I don't own Babylon 5 or Pirates of Penzance.
A/N: This is sung to the tune of "I am the Very Model of a Modern Major General" by Gilbert and Sullivan.
VIR:
I
am the very model of a modern diplomatic aide,
I
do much more than making up some simple lemonade.
I
know the castes of Minbar, and I quote the fights historical
From
Dilgar war to Shadow war, in order categorical;
I'm
very well acquainted, too, with matters all political,
I
understand the treaties, more than a little bit-ical,
About
economic theory I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
Which
I must keep to myself so that my boss won't blow a fuse.
ALL:
Which
he must keep to himself so that his boss won't blow a fuse.
Which
he must keep to himself so that his boss won't blow a fuse.
Which
he must keep to himself so that his boss won't blow a fuse.
VIR:
I'm
very good at writing up the cultural briefs and reports;
I
know the legalistic names of all the sorts of silly torts:
In
short, in matters political, tribal, and, all sorts of ways,
I
am the very model of a modern diplomatic aide.
ALL:
In
short, in matters political, tribal, and, all sorts of ways,
He
is the very model of a modern diplomatic aide.