Crazy Redd (from City Folk)
My neighbors always say to me,
"If you're looking for a deal
Never go to Crazy Redd's!
His prices are not real!"
"He'll trick you into membership!
He'll sell you just the fakes!
Plus, he'll charge ten times the price!
His store gives me the shakes!
You think it's some exclusive club?
Don't let him fool you, friend!
He's such a liar, that sly fox!
He plays a mean game of pretend!
I advise you, he's deceiving!
And you better stay away!
So now you're his "favorite cousin"?
Still don't trust a thing he'll say!
The next time you're in the grand ol' city
Remember, Redd's the crook!
If you really want a green lava lamp
Just buy from safe Tom Nook!"