Anyways, so this is The Matrix, completely from Neo's point of view. A
little random (O.K., a LOT random) and a little crazy (O.K. a LOT crazy)
But You will probably skip this part and go on with the first instalment of
my fanfic so how about a few blahs, to make it seem like I 'm saying
something important? Blah blh blah! Blah blah? Anyways, Blah blah blah..
I'm done now.
Disclaimer: I don't own Any of the Wachowski brothers characters, and sadly I don't own Keanu Reeves either whinesobsniffle anyways, on with the show!! Well, fanfic.
The Diary of Thomas Anderson/Neo
Entry 1:
Well, suddenly felt weirdly compelled to wake up and stare at computer. My pictures of that old bald dude, Morpheus, had stopped scrolling on the screen. Then the computer TALKED. Well, not talked, but well. IMed me, I guess. Well then it got obnoxious and ordered me to wake up and follow a white rabbit. Then It said knock nock, and went black. Then someone knocked on the door. Spooky. But was just some weird dude with a bunch of other weird dudes, and a couple girls. Well anyways, he asked me for his disk and gave me 2 000$. I'm special. Then I slammed the door in his face and got the disk from my special hollowed out book. Told ya I was special. Then the dude said I should go with them to some weird nightclub. I said no. then this weird girl turned around, and I saw a tattoo of a white rabbit. So I followed it. Just like my computer said. Because I'm special.
Entry 2:
Night club sucked. Some hot girl in a tight leather suit talked to me though. I wasn't really listening (too busy smelling her hair). She said something about Morpheus and that Matrix thingy. Then I woke up in my room. Creepy. But I was Late for work.
Entry 3:
Boss man got mad at me. Wasn't really listening (too busy staring at the window cleaners). He said something about me being special. I agreed with that. Then he said I was a bad employee, and that got me mad. But I just stood there. Then the boss man said I could (finally) go back to my cubicle. Where I sit and do nothing. Then some FedEx guy gave me a package. It was a cellphone. I signed, and then the FedEx guy saw a volleyball with face on it, and started running after it, yelling 'Wilson!! I'm coming!!'. Freaky. Anyway, then the phone rang. It was Morpheus!! He said something about me being in danger and lines being traced. I wasn't really listening. Then he told me to look over the top of my cubicle. So I did. There were some weird looking dudes with shades standing by the elevator. Then some other dude pointed towards me. Scary. Morpheus told me that if I didn't want to find out what they wanted with me, I should follow his instructions. So I did. But then I had to make my way across the window ledge of my very tall building. And I was scared. So I got caught by the weird dudes with shades.
Entry 4:
Well, am now in some weird room with a table and chair in it. And ugly walls. Will have to talk to weird dudes with shades about it. He some weird dude with shades came in. He told me his name was Smith and he had been watching me for some tie. Then I thought: Was he watching me when I went to the bathroom? Because that's just perverted. Anyways, I stopped listening (too busy staring at Smiths oversized shnoz). He was saying something about me having 2 lives, and that only one of them has a future, blah blah blah.. Then I gave him the finger ( I'm so funny sometimes, but I don't think Smith appreciated my humour) and asked for my phone call. But Smith took away my mouth!!!!! And then he stuck this weird bug thing into my tummy button. The last thought I had was : Why do those dudes need sunglasses?? We're indoors!! Helloo???.I tried asking them, but was rather difficult, given absence of mouth.
Disclaimer: I don't own Any of the Wachowski brothers characters, and sadly I don't own Keanu Reeves either whinesobsniffle anyways, on with the show!! Well, fanfic.
The Diary of Thomas Anderson/Neo
Entry 1:
Well, suddenly felt weirdly compelled to wake up and stare at computer. My pictures of that old bald dude, Morpheus, had stopped scrolling on the screen. Then the computer TALKED. Well, not talked, but well. IMed me, I guess. Well then it got obnoxious and ordered me to wake up and follow a white rabbit. Then It said knock nock, and went black. Then someone knocked on the door. Spooky. But was just some weird dude with a bunch of other weird dudes, and a couple girls. Well anyways, he asked me for his disk and gave me 2 000$. I'm special. Then I slammed the door in his face and got the disk from my special hollowed out book. Told ya I was special. Then the dude said I should go with them to some weird nightclub. I said no. then this weird girl turned around, and I saw a tattoo of a white rabbit. So I followed it. Just like my computer said. Because I'm special.
Entry 2:
Night club sucked. Some hot girl in a tight leather suit talked to me though. I wasn't really listening (too busy smelling her hair). She said something about Morpheus and that Matrix thingy. Then I woke up in my room. Creepy. But I was Late for work.
Entry 3:
Boss man got mad at me. Wasn't really listening (too busy staring at the window cleaners). He said something about me being special. I agreed with that. Then he said I was a bad employee, and that got me mad. But I just stood there. Then the boss man said I could (finally) go back to my cubicle. Where I sit and do nothing. Then some FedEx guy gave me a package. It was a cellphone. I signed, and then the FedEx guy saw a volleyball with face on it, and started running after it, yelling 'Wilson!! I'm coming!!'. Freaky. Anyway, then the phone rang. It was Morpheus!! He said something about me being in danger and lines being traced. I wasn't really listening. Then he told me to look over the top of my cubicle. So I did. There were some weird looking dudes with shades standing by the elevator. Then some other dude pointed towards me. Scary. Morpheus told me that if I didn't want to find out what they wanted with me, I should follow his instructions. So I did. But then I had to make my way across the window ledge of my very tall building. And I was scared. So I got caught by the weird dudes with shades.
Entry 4:
Well, am now in some weird room with a table and chair in it. And ugly walls. Will have to talk to weird dudes with shades about it. He some weird dude with shades came in. He told me his name was Smith and he had been watching me for some tie. Then I thought: Was he watching me when I went to the bathroom? Because that's just perverted. Anyways, I stopped listening (too busy staring at Smiths oversized shnoz). He was saying something about me having 2 lives, and that only one of them has a future, blah blah blah.. Then I gave him the finger ( I'm so funny sometimes, but I don't think Smith appreciated my humour) and asked for my phone call. But Smith took away my mouth!!!!! And then he stuck this weird bug thing into my tummy button. The last thought I had was : Why do those dudes need sunglasses?? We're indoors!! Helloo???.I tried asking them, but was rather difficult, given absence of mouth.