One of eighty bajillion reasons I'm going to hell. Contains slight Gwen bashing. BRING ON THE FLAMES!!
Reasons that Ianto will be emo in the third series:
His girlfriend is dead
Cannibals tried to eat him
He's never had on-screen sex
His boyfriend killed his girlfriend...
Twice
Only once in the history of the show has anyone asked if he was okay
His boyfriend has commitment issues
His boyfriend can't seem to keep his eyes (or comments) to himself
He's going to be expected to do all the paperwork for hiring the new staff
He has to clean up after everybody else
Apparently, Suzie trained his pterodactyl
His main job is standing around an information booth pretending he's not bored out of his mind
He knows next to nothing about his boyfriend
His boyfriend is obsessed with a man he can't have
He had to fight to get his job, then got treated like crap
Nobody appreciates him
Gwen is constantly hanging off his boyfriend
Gwen probably goes through his carefully organized archives and starts bitching about how bad it is that they keep "those kinds of things"
He has to touch dead bodies
He lived through the Battle of Canary Wharf
His boyfriend still makes out with his ex…
In front of him
His boyfriend's little brother killed two of his four friends…
And neither of them was Gwen
His boyfriend seems to be conflicted over whether he wants to sleep with Gwen or not
He was emo in the first two series