The Draco Horror Picture Show

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A/n: Okay, well this is going to be my third multi-chapter story, and I'm going to try it out. Enjoy! : )

Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story. Not even the plot. The characters belong to the Harry Potter book series by J.K. Rowling, and the plot belongs to the movie: The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Now if I did own both of those things, I would be rolling in money right now, not writing lousy fan fictions.

Full Summary: The Rocky Horror Picture Show and Harry Potter cross over type thing.

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Chapter One – I Love You

Setting: Outside a church where Harry and Ginny were getting married. Than, I crowd of people began pouring out of it.

DENTONIAN: [Pointing at church entrance] Here they come!

PHOTOGRAPHER: [Raising camera] Let's get a picture. [Starts flashing camera] Close together now, the folks and then the grandparents. [Flashes camera] Yes, all the close family. [Flashes camera] Ahh, hold that, beautiful. And…smile! [Flashes camera] Congratulations!

Harry and Ron wonder off away from the crowd and starts talking.

HARRY: I guess we finally did it, huh?

RON: I don't think there's any doubt about that. You and Ginny have been almost inseparable since you met in Professor Lupin's DADA class.

HARRY: Well, to tell you the truth, Ron, that's the only reason I showed up in the first place.

GINNY: [Holding her bouquet, about to toss it behind her] O.k. you guys this is it. [Tosses it]

HERMIONE: [Catches bouquet] I got it! I got it!

HARRY: [Punches Ron in the arm] Hey big fella, looks like your turn next, eh?

RON: [Shrugs] Who knows.

A car pulls up which Harry and Ron walk towards to.

HARRY: [Opens door] Well, so long, see you Ron. [Gets in and turns to Ginny] Guess we better get going Ginny. Come on, hop in. [Ginny gets in the car and Harry looks at Ron] See ya Ron! [Starts the car and drives away]

HERMIONE: [Comes up to Ron] Oh Ron, wasn't it wonderful? Didn't Ginny look radiantly beautiful? I can't believe it. And hour ago, she was just plain old Ginny Weasley and now…now she's Mrs. Harry Potter.

RON: [Walks off] Yes Hermione, Harry's a lucky guy.

HERMIONE: [Follows Ron] Yes.

DENTONIAN: [Wiping tears] I always cry at weddings.

RON: Uh, Everyone knows that Ginny is a wonderful cook.

HERMIONE: Yes.

RON: Why Harry himself, he'll be in a line for a promotion in a year or two.

HERMIONE: Yes.

RON: [Faces Hermione] Hey, Hermione?

HERMIONE: [Facing Ron] Yes, Ron?

RON: I've got something to say.

HERMIONE: Uh huh.

RON: [Coming into a song] I really love the…skilled way…you beat the other girls…to the bride's bouquet.

HERMIONE: [Sighs] Oh, Ron.

RON: [Starts singing] The river was deep but I swam it. (Hermione)

           The future is ours so let's plan it. (Hermione)

           So please, don't tell me to can it. (Hermione)

           I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Hermione I love you.

Ron starts going up to the church doors and dances around the entrance of the church. Hermione follows him.

           The road was long but I ran it. (Hermione)

           There's a fire in my heart and you fan it. (Hermione)

           If there's one fool for you then I am it. (Hermione)

           I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Hermione I love you.

Ron draws a heart on the church doors.

           Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker.

           There's three ways that love can grow.

           That's good, bad, or mediocre.

           Oh, H-E-R-M-I-O-N-E I love you so.

Ron gives Hermione a ring, and Hermione enters the church.

HERMIONE: [Starts singing] Oh, it's nicer than Ginny Weasley had. (Oh Ron)

           Now we're engaged and I'm so glad (Oh Ron)

           That you met Mom and you know Dad. (Oh Ron)

           I've one thing to say and that's Ron, I'm mad, for you too.

            Oh Ron.

Ron and Hermione start dancing together, still singing.

RON: Oh…Dammit…

HERMIONE: I'm mad…

RON: Oh, Hermione…

HERMIONE: …For you…

RON: …I love you too.

RON AND HERMIONE: There's on thing left to do – ah – oo.

RON: And that's go see the man who began it. (Hermione)

           When we met in his science exam - it (Hermione)

           Made me give you the eye and then panic. (Hermione)

           Now I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Hermione, I love you.

           Dammit, Hermione.

HERMIONE: Oh Ron, I'm mad.

RON: Dammit, Hermione

RON AND HERMIONE: I love you…

[Exits]

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A/n: Okay, I did my best on it. What do you think? OH yeah, and when Ron sings, I know the Hermione doesn't rhyme when it's supposed to, but it's really supposed to be Janet, but oh well. Well, review and tell me what you think! : )