Pipe 'n' hat
Valkyrie spun only to receive a brick to the face, stunned and slightly dazed, she didn't see the pipe coming for her head.
When she awoke she was lying on a bed, wondering where she was Valkyrie wondered out of the window, as a certain skeleton had said 'doors are for people with no imagination'. Not finding this odd in the slightest Val continued to the ground where to her delight she saw the familiar Bentley. Skul, as usual, was sitting on the vintage car with his trademark fedora sitting jauntily on the head. Allured by his definitely becoming pose Val rushed over to him grasping him in her tender hands and kissed him, full frontal.
'Hahahahhaaha' – wondering who was laughing Val thought until she remember the face that went with the annoying laugh.
Fletcher
Valkyrie shot up like a bullet. All around her were her 'special family', (skul, ghastly, tanith, fletcher) all trying, and failing, to contain laughter. Skulduggery being the gentleman he is took it upon himself to explain and try to comfort the bemused look on her face.
'You were calling ...'
'Moaning '- tanith butted in, stifling her giggles
'Out my name, while, er…. Kissing the pillow'
Only now did Val notice the pillow in her hands, Her life was now officially over.