Disclaimers: I do not own Transformers Hasbro does; but I do own Kara and Kari Patterson.
Summary — What would happen if an innocent comment was made; which could alter two others lives? Well, this is the situation that arises when two sisters learn words have consequences no matter how comical; but they also can heal wounded lives.
Author note — This is very different from my other works I hope you like it; also because of what will happen in the story Optimus Prime and Megatron will be VERY out of character but it will be because of what actually happens in the.
Humor no pairings
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Chapter 1

The sounds of one of my favorite bands woke me up; but the fact I was not ready to get up made me just lay there. I abruptly heard my sister's voice whining about something; I growled and pulled the covers over my head.
"Kari, wake up!" she ordered. "I can't find the coffee and I need my coffee come on; get your lazy ass up!" she whined as she tried to grab my covers which made me growl.
"Get off my covers, Kara; I mean it!" I hissed.
"GET UP THEN!" she shouted. "Hushed tones," I said with a laugh.
She looked at me then.
"You are so weird I swear to God you are; I bet you were adopted because we can't be related." She remarked snidely as I peeked out from the covers.
She is such a drama queen. Kara stomped her foot then; and I laughed.
"Are you finished acting like a Mary Sure?" I asked with a laugh getting out of bed.
"What did you call me?" she asked me lamely.
"1 called you a Mary Sue; you know those incredibly annoying OC's in fan fiction stories that always get their way and EVERY one loves them." I said.
This comment got her to cross her arms over her chest; and she glared daggers at me I only laughed harder at that.
"I am not a Mary Sue, Kari take that back, right now!" Kara shouted.
"I believe I did tell you HUSHED tones, correct?" I asked as she narrowed her eyes at me.
She growled, and threw her arms up in the air; and when she did I decided to roll out of bed with a laugh. I glanced up; and saw my Optimus Prime poster from Bayverse and all my Optimus toys and books. Oh yeah, I was a huge fan of boss bot; I had everything imaginable of him.
Now my sister on the other hand, she liked Megatron don't ask me why; she has always been slightly weird. Megatron was evil for crying out loud!
I headed into the bathroom to do my thing; and when I finished and strolled into the kitchen Kara was seated at the kitchen table wearing her Megatron T-shirt.
"I am mad at you," she remarked.
"Why, because I called you a Mary Sue?" I asked with a smirk.
She pouted then; and okay I gave in then.
"Sorry for calling you a Mary Sue," I muttered as she smirked.
Silence...
"Look what I got yesterday when we went to the mall," she said showing me something with Megatron.
I rolled my eyes then.
"I knew you'd act that way; so, I guess you don't want YOUR gift I got you while I was there?" She asked a little offhandedly then.
"What gift?" 1 asked.
"Hmm, oh nothing much just a new Bayverse Optimus toy," she said matter of factly.
No, she didn't...
"You didn't," I replied.
"Oh, yes I did," she said in a clever little tone as she tossed me a big bag. "Have at it." She addressed me as I made the coffee.
''Thanks," I said and hugged her. "Well, I guess we were both thinking of each other because I have something for you too." I said handing her a bag as well.
Her eyes lit up then.
"Oh wow, I don't have this one, thanks." She replied.
"I know, I am glad you like it." I said opening my present and absolutely loving this new edition to my Optimus Prime collection.
I smiled life was so good...

Several hours later — Still Kari's POV
Naturally, the good couldn't last and Kara had to annoy more with her creepy admiration for Megatron.
"He's a warlord, Kari," Kara said to me.
'Yeah, who wants to kill his only brother; because he couldn't have the title of Prime. He's a real charmer. Optimus is a hero." I said.
"Well Megatron is my hero," she remarked proudly as I rolled my eyes.
"Whatever, I'm going to bed now." I said heading for bed as she shrugged and headed for her bedroom.
"Night sis," she bellowed from her doorway.
"Night, love you." I said.
"Love you, too." Came her answer.

I heard someone talking but it wasn't Kara; it sounded oddly male kind of weird but strangely familiar.
"Will you on-line already!" the voice yelled at me as I rudely awoken by being hit with something hard. "Hey, that hurt!' I shouted.
'Oh honestly, prime that did not harm." The male voice said as I opened my eyes and jumped as I saw all this crazy stuff in my eyes and I fell out of bed. "What is your malfunction do you need an examine?" he demanded.
"Why are you calling me prime for?" I demanded from him as I glanced up then and gasped as I looked up into the confused azure optics of Ratchet!
Silence...
"Your Ratchet," I stated.
'Oh yes, very funny Optimus." Ratchet remarked.
Wait, hold the phone he's calling me Optimus Prime? What the hell just happened; and if I am here in Optimus' body then where is Kara and the real Optimus?

Normal POV
Starscream approached Megatron with caution his master had been so moody lately; and he hated getting beatings, he really did.
"Master, I brought you some energon, master? Are you on-line, sir?" Starscream asked.
Kara's POV
I heard a voice it wasn't Kari's; because it was most definitely male not female. I opened my eyes and couldn't believe what I saw.
"You're Starscream!" I exclaimed.
I saw the confused expression in Starscream's optics then; and I laughed a bit. However, I might have completely startled him with my actions I did next; because I jumped up and hugged him tightly.
"Ah master, are you well?" Starscream asked me.
"Where is Megatron?" I asked as he gave me such a peculiar expression then.
"Master, why would you ask where you are?" he asked as I froze at his words.
"What?" I asked as I glanced down at myself. "I'm Megatron, oh how cool is that!" I shouted as Barricade and Soundwave came in watching as well. "What is wrong with our master?" Soundwave asked.
"I do not know," Starscream answered.
Hold on, that begs the question where is Megatron but also where was Kari?