The Conundrum that is Pop-Tarts
Written for the prompt : Avengers, Thor, "Midgardians Are Weird" which also had to be filled in only five sentences.
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Thor has grown to like Midgard and the Midgardians; that is not the same as understanding them, however, he maintains for Midgardians are weird, there are no two ways about it. For instance, they have this fine breakfast meal of pop-tarts, something he can eat with relish; it may not be the kind of feast he has grown up used to, but it is convenient and available in plenty and in different flavors to provide him with much variety in his diet. Yet the other Avengers disapprove of it talking of sugar rushes, additives, fast food, cholesterol, diabetes, heart disease. Thor is pretty sure that as an Asgardian he needs not worry about those, yet it still begs he ask the question, if it is so bad for you, why would it be so readily available and in so many tempting varieties? Like he said before Midgardians are weird.