author's note: this is my first fanfiction ever, that's why I really need your honest thoughts about this so I can improve my writing skills,

kit Harington prank on Leslie rose got me inspired to write this XD

ps: I may continue this as a collection of okikagu one-shots if I got some new ideas.

ps : kagura is 22yo and sougo is 26yo

It was Saturday afternoon, 1 April, kagura was exhausted from work, since yorozuya happens to get a lot of requests today, actually they spent the whole morning pranking people for money, she didn't understand why they did so, well she didn't bother to ask why, so in order to rest she decided to throw herself on the couch near the kitchen and get some sleep, but unfortunately for her Okita Sougo her iconic husband just got back from work and to her surprise he was accompanied by her two earth guardians and the Mayo freak 'hmm !? why are they here?' she thought to herself,

'' Gin-chan! shinpachi! what happened !?'' ,

'' hmmm? so we are not allowed to visit our Kagura ?'' ,

''nothing Kagura-chan we just met Okita-san on our way so we decided to drop by to say hello'',

''ooh is that so? and you Mayora? I thought you and the sadist hate each other's guts ?'',

a vein popped on hijikata's head right away '' Oi! stop calling me Mayora and yes I do hate his guts'', to stop this pointless conversation from getting any further Okita had to interrupt them,

''Now now China, stop acting like a policeman that's my job you know'' he said with his usual deadpanned voice,

'' I just wanted to make sure that you guys are not doing anything fun without my knowledge, I really want to tag alone if it is the case…'',

'' you will, soon..'' he mumbled under his breath so that she wouldn't hear him,

''why are you guys still standing there !? you can sit here while I go wake sadaharu'' with that Kagura left the four men by themselves.

''are you still going to do this? because I don't think this will end with a happy ending'' said gin with a worried face,

''yeah Okita-san I think this is quite harsh for Kagura-chan to stand even if she's a Yato'',

''for once I do completely agree with these too, sougo I think you are going too far with this…and who knows what your wife will do to us once she finds out what we did'' hijikata said completely devasted by the thought of the china girl punishing them,

''Nah mates it's too late'' sougo smirked ''I already put the thing in the fridge'', the three men started at HIM with horrified faces 'shit shit shit shit..' gin cursed mentally 'I don't wanna die young,I don't even have kids yet', footsteps were heard coming, kagura approch the men sitting on the couch, ''oh look who decided to show up, hey China come sit beside us'', she made her way to the couch and sat down next to her husband, she sighted '' I didn't know sadaharu was lazier than me, I mean comon he slept for too long and now he doesn't want to wake up and play with me…'' while kagura was complaining about her dog behaviour the four men were having an inner conversation,

'common boss ask her to bring you cold water or something from the fridge !',

'why don't you ask her yourself !?'',

'she would never take orders from me Danna and you know it',

'aren't you two actually married dammit? hey, Hijikata-Kun shinpachi-Kun say something I'm not the only in this mess ',

'gin-san you're the only whom kagura will actually listen to',

'yeah yoruzuya you're the only one',

'assholes…' ,

'common boss you're not going to screw my impressive prank at the very end after we end this I'll give you as much strawberry milk you want',

'I'M IN',

''HEY ASSHOLES WHO DO YOU THINK IM TALKING TO ?'' shouted kagura after being ignored for 5min,

''calm down China we were actually listening'',

'' I probably need to drink some cold water before I LOSE MY MIND '' kagura stands from the couch heading straight toward the fridge,

''so our conversation was a waste? Is she actually heading toward the fridge by her own will? my China is actually helping ?'',

''oooh my poor kagura I'm sorry I'm so sorry but strawberry milk above all'',

''Otsu-chan CDs above all'',

''Mayonnaise above all''.

'What are those freaks doing back there whispering ?' said kagura while opening the fridge, Sougo preapared his phone to record this amazing moment that he was waiting for, the other men were starting with horror at what was coming next, kagura frozed for a moment at the sight before her and then BOOM ! she started screaming '' KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA'' until she fell to her knees in tears, a severed replica head of sougo, placed delicately by him among the fruit on the top shelf of the fridge, Gintoki, shinpachi and even Hijikata were laughing so hard at the sight, as for sougo, he was so done with her reaction it was priceless, he headed toward her where she was kneeling and he said ''April Fools'',

''WHAT ?'' she said while still crying ''YOU FUCKING SADISTIC BASTARD YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS I SWEAR !''.

Edo hospital 2 APRIL :

'' women are so hard to understand '' sougo sighted, '' it was just a prank nothing big, she even threatened to Divorce me if I repeat it ever again !'', ''souichirou-kun you should be thankful she didn't kill us at least'',

'' you deserve this sougo, you actually put a head on her fridge, what a sadist !'',

''mmm guys care to explain why she broke my glasses instead of me ?''