"Douglas its not gonna flush itself, hurry up FATTY". "Let us drive to the building refered to as the Mall which is a large building in which you can purchase many items" Said Doug. "Yeah" said Carrie. "You worthless children back in my day we flushed oue elders Crap with pride". Said Arthur, but Doug already left and did not take Carrie with him.
Doug reached the mall, the moment he got there he headed to the Hot topic. "I am in need of a Black tank top, Black leather pant and Black Make-up. He purchased the things and put them on, "Im so Edgy i could cut someone" (Laugh track plays bacwards). He then heads to the Piercing salon, To get exactly 3 piercings in each eyebrow and one in his lip.
He then went to the hair salon, And dyed his hair black and got a red streak exactly down the middle.
He then headed towards the food court, And went to the Cinnabon, "I'll take all your Cinnabon Bitch" Said doug.
(Laugh track plays very distorted sounding like it came from hell itself. "Sorry sir that man took them all" said the Cinnaboy. "Whomstve has taken my Delicous Cinnamon breads"! Yelled Doug. "I have" Said a man who looked like the lord himself. "Whom are thee" Asked Doug, "Im Paul the almighty Security gaurd". Yelled paul.
"I can be the only "FAT KING OF THE UNIVERSE" you horrible man". A fight began between them. Whom will be the winner? who will win the Cinnamon breads? who will Flush the toilet? find out next time on Doug VS blart.
End chapter 1.